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30-06-2017, 05:18 PM
RE: Oh good, a new date for the Rapture
(30-06-2017 12:18 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  Damn it people...

I saw this thread and got all excited...

Then I saw it was from 2011. Fucking 2011.

I need an excuse to throw a end of the world party.

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01-07-2017, 01:15 AM
RE: Oh good, a new date for the Rapture
(30-06-2017 09:03 AM)serpentdove Wrote:  This isn’t where you want to be when things begin to get bad.

Even if I thought your god was real I could never ally myself with a being that seeks to gain my obedience with threats of torture.

(30-06-2017 09:03 AM)serpentdove Wrote:  You think we want our loved ones to enter into the tribulation?

If some of them did, do you think they would deserve it? Do you think your god knows what he's doing? If so... then the answer is yes.

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01-07-2017, 05:14 AM
RE: Oh good, a new date for the Rapture
When the fuck are we going to get raptured already? Hobo I'm beginning to think God is just fucking with us Wink

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01-07-2017, 06:14 AM
RE: Oh good, a new date for the Rapture
Well yesterday was :

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So it was a good day to resurrect this thread.

And in keeping with "Rapture tradition"...the day after it doesn't happen...again. We can put this thread to rest of another year. Tongue

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01-07-2017, 07:18 AM
RE: Oh good, a new date for the Rapture
(01-07-2017 01:15 AM)unsapien Wrote:  Even if I thought your god was real I could never ally myself with a being that seeks to gain my obedience with threats of torture.
You have no fear. [Image: idunno.gif] Ps 14:3
(01-07-2017 01:15 AM)unsapien Wrote:  [You think we want our loved ones to enter into the tribulation?] If some of them did, do you think they would deserve it?
I know they would deserve it. God is just. We get a new family.
(01-07-2017 01:15 AM)unsapien Wrote:  Do you think your god knows what he's doing?
Yes. He has plan. He’s calling out a people for his namesake. Whosoever will will. Whosoever won’t won’t.
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01-07-2017, 07:32 AM
RE: Oh good, a new date for the Rapture
(01-07-2017 07:18 AM)serpentdove Wrote:  
(01-07-2017 01:15 AM)unsapien Wrote:  Even if I thought your god was real I could never ally myself with a being that seeks to gain my obedience with threats of torture.
You have no fear. [Image: idunno.gif] Ps 14:3
(01-07-2017 01:15 AM)unsapien Wrote:  [You think we want our loved ones to enter into the tribulation?] If some of them did, do you think they would deserve it?
I know they would deserve it. God is just. We get a new family.
(01-07-2017 01:15 AM)unsapien Wrote:  Do you think your god knows what he's doing?
Yes. He has plan. He’s calling out a people for his namesake. Whosoever will will. Whosoever won’t won’t.

Well, when you get raptured I'm expecting a postcard Wink Tongue

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01-07-2017, 07:34 AM
RE: Oh good, a new date for the Rapture
(01-07-2017 07:18 AM)serpentdove Wrote:  
(01-07-2017 01:15 AM)unsapien Wrote:  Even if I thought your god was real I could never ally myself with a being that seeks to gain my obedience with threats of torture.
You have no fear. [Image: idunno.gif] Ps 14:3
(01-07-2017 01:15 AM)unsapien Wrote:  [You think we want our loved ones to enter into the tribulation?] If some of them did, do you think they would deserve it?
I know they would deserve it. God is just. We get a new family.
(01-07-2017 01:15 AM)unsapien Wrote:  Do you think your god knows what he's doing?
Yes. He has plan. He’s calling out a people for his namesake. Whosoever will will. Whosoever won’t won’t.



Well, thanks for confirming that while you do have a functional brain, exercising it is not within your wheelhouse. Drinking Beverage

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01-07-2017, 07:36 AM
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(01-07-2017 07:18 AM)serpentdove Wrote:  God is just.

I see you bill yourself as a Christian. By your own understanding of the word, what is a Christian?

Christians so rarely live up to their own standards that I'm curious.

Huh
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01-07-2017, 07:36 AM
RE: Oh good, a new date for the Rapture
(01-07-2017 07:18 AM)serpentdove Wrote:  
(01-07-2017 01:15 AM)unsapien Wrote:  Even if I thought your god was real I could never ally myself with a being that seeks to gain my obedience with threats of torture.
You have no fear.

Of your imaginary friend? No.

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(01-07-2017 01:15 AM)unsapien Wrote:  [You think we want our loved ones to enter into the tribulation?] If some of them did, do you think they would deserve it?
I know they would deserve it. God is just. We get a new family.

The utter callousness of True Christians™ never ceases to amaze me.

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(01-07-2017 01:15 AM)unsapien Wrote:  Do you think your god knows what he's doing?
Yes. He has plan. He’s calling out a people for his namesake. Whosoever will will. Whosoever won’t won’t.

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01-07-2017, 07:38 AM
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(01-07-2017 07:36 AM)Thoreauvian Wrote:  I see you bill yourself as a Christian. By your own understanding of the word, what is a Christian?
A Christ-follower. I'm a slave to him (Ro 8:14). You're a slave to sin (Jn 8:34).
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