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01-07-2017, 09:01 AM
RE: Oh good, a new date for the Rapture
(01-07-2017 08:22 AM)serpentdove Wrote:  
(01-07-2017 08:04 AM)JesseB Wrote:  ...[T]he rapture was supposed to happen during the lifetimes of the supposed disciples...

All people from then to now had hope--you're welcome (1 Thess 4:18). [Image: juggle.gif] What they didn't have is the Re 12 sign appearing in the sky on 23 Sept 17. [Image: watching001.gif]

Let's get it started [Image: smileys-hockey-and-ice-hockey-053496.gif] ~ The Peas (Porn O'Reilly [Image: old_man-3569.gif])

>.> Well... you're kinda forgetting that archaeology suggests (strongly) that most of the people you are referring to definitely never actually existed in reality.... I mean... I was just making jokes at your expense, but if you really want to play this stupid game, I guess I could bust out the big book of facts and realty for you.

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01-07-2017, 09:01 AM
RE: Oh good, a new date for the Rapture
(01-07-2017 07:38 AM)serpentdove Wrote:  
(01-07-2017 07:36 AM)Thoreauvian Wrote:  I see you bill yourself as a Christian. By your own understanding of the word, what is a Christian?
A Christ-follower. I'm a slave to him (Ro 8:14). You're a slave to sin (Jn 8:34).

If you were really a Christ-follower, you wouldn't cast your pearls before swine. Therefore you are just a hypocrite, and probably a troll too.

Too bad.
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01-07-2017, 09:04 AM
RE: Oh good, a new date for the Rapture
(01-07-2017 09:01 AM)Thoreauvian Wrote:  
(01-07-2017 07:38 AM)serpentdove Wrote:  A Christ-follower. I'm a slave to him (Ro 8:14). You're a slave to sin (Jn 8:34).

If you were really a Christ-follower, you wouldn't cast your pearls before swine. Therefore you are just a hypocrite, and probably a troll too.

Too bad.

Agreed, and I also am pretty sure that no where in the bible is it advocated to harass people who already have decided on their position.

For example I think somewhere in that book it says "whenever possible be at peace with all men"

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01-07-2017, 09:14 AM
RE: Oh good, a new date for the Rapture
(01-07-2017 07:46 AM)jennybee Wrote:  I got raptured and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.

So you won't hear me. [Image: blabla.gif] Next stop, listen to the two witnesses. Lay down your life and do not take the mark of the beast. [Image: carryon.gif]

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01-07-2017, 09:16 AM
RE: Oh good, a new date for the Rapture
(01-07-2017 08:13 AM)serpentdove Wrote:  
(01-07-2017 07:42 AM)jennybee Wrote:  [We don't set dates; but, we do watch. Interesting times.] …I thought no one knows the day or hour when Jesus will return but for God himself (Matt. 24).
You didn’t keep reading? [Image: dizzy.gif]

I did...I got to the part where Jesus floated up to Heaven under a cloud covering and two winged humans appeared and explained to the disciples that He'll be back (cue Arnold Schwarzenegger voice) and then I said "Holy shit!" (Acts 1:9-11). Big Grin
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01-07-2017, 09:17 AM
RE: Oh good, a new date for the Rapture
(01-07-2017 09:14 AM)serpentdove Wrote:  
(01-07-2017 07:46 AM)jennybee Wrote:  I got raptured and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.

So you won't hear me. [Image: blabla.gif] Next stop, listen to the two witnesses. Lay down your life and do not take the mark of the beast. [Image: carryon.gif]

[Image: guillotine01.gif]

I would remind you that proselytizing is strictly against forum rules (I think,I should double check I guess, but I'm pretty damn sure)... Well... if you keep it up I'm sure Mom or one of the other mods will remind you also.

And around here language like that is generally considered a threat. We don't appreciate it. Sure it's a threat from your make believe beast thingy, but still YOU think it's real therefor your threat is real and we really don't like that.

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01-07-2017, 09:19 AM
RE: Oh good, a new date for the Rapture
(01-07-2017 09:14 AM)serpentdove Wrote:  
(01-07-2017 07:46 AM)jennybee Wrote:  I got raptured and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.

So you won't hear me. [Image: blabla.gif] Next stop, listen to the two witnesses. Lay down your life and do not take the mark of the beast. [Image: carryon.gif]

[Image: guillotine01.gif]

I'm hearing you. I just think you're full of shit Tongue
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01-07-2017, 09:25 AM
RE: Oh good, a new date for the Rapture
(01-07-2017 07:38 AM)serpentdove Wrote:  A Christ-follower. I'm a slave to him (Ro 8:14). You're a slave to sin (Jn 8:34).

Why would your god give you a BRAIN, and then expect you to not use it ?

(01-07-2017 07:38 AM)serpentdove Wrote:  You're a slave to sin (Jn 8:34).

"Judge not, lest ye be judged".
I see you think you don't have to do what your master says.
You therefore are no "slave" and you are lying to yourself, and to the world.

Insufferable know-it-all.Einstein God has a plan for us. Please stop screwing it up with your prayers.
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01-07-2017, 09:31 AM
RE: Oh good, a new date for the Rapture
(01-07-2017 09:25 AM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  
(01-07-2017 07:38 AM)serpentdove Wrote:  A Christ-follower. I'm a slave to him (Ro 8:14). You're a slave to sin (Jn 8:34).

Why would your god give you a BRAIN, and then expect you to not use it ?

(01-07-2017 07:38 AM)serpentdove Wrote:  You're a slave to sin (Jn 8:34).

"Judge not, lest ye be judged".
I see you think you don't have to do what your master says.
You therefore are no "slave" and you are lying to yourself, and to the world.


"Judge not, lest ye be judged"

Is also a line from a good Metallica song >.> (well their one really good album anyway if you ask me... Metallica black)

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01-07-2017, 09:31 AM
RE: Oh good, a new date for the Rapture
(01-07-2017 09:14 AM)serpentdove Wrote:  
(01-07-2017 07:46 AM)jennybee Wrote:  I got raptured and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.

So you won't hear me. [Image: blabla.gif] Next stop, listen to the two witnesses. Lay down your life and do not take the mark of the beast. [Image: carryon.gif]

[Image: guillotine01.gif]

Oh guillotine gif, I'm betting you really loved the Left Behind series with its mangling of Christian doctrine.

Need to think of a witty signature.
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