"Oh my god" or "thank goodness" - what do use in place of
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24-01-2014, 05:49 PM
RE: "Oh my god" or "thank goodness" - what do use in place of
(24-01-2014 05:45 PM)Paranoidsam Wrote:  I just say... "Fuck me!"

I use this one a lot for the negative.

For the positive - Holy Shit, Holy Fuck, No Shit?, or maybe a simple Wow! Still say OMG, though. I guess I really don't think about it much. Whatever comes to mind at the time.
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24-01-2014, 06:23 PM
RE: "Oh my god" or "thank goodness" - what do use in place of
(24-01-2014 01:29 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  I do still say OMG (and I was picked on mercilessly by certain members of the forum on Skype Tongue). I do like thank goodness, since I do believe goodness should always be thanked. Smile

OMG can mean many things, here are two for instance

OMG = Oh My Gwynnies

Why would anyone other than you-know-who get upset over this?

OMG = Oh My Gonads

They're my balls and I'll blaspheme against them if I want to, especially the left one.

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25-01-2014, 06:32 AM
RE: "Oh my god" or "thank goodness" - what do use in place of
When my husband has stubbed his toe or he's caused himself some real pain he'll exclaim in a loud and extended fashion "Jesus suffering cunt".

He's Scottish and so has a natural aptitude when it comes to swearing.
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25-01-2014, 07:43 AM
RE: "Oh my god" or "thank goodness" - what do use in place of
JESUS TITTY FUCKING CHRIST

HOLY POOP ON A STICK BATMAN

SHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT

SON OF A BISCUIT EATER





Really I have to tone it down if I'm in class with younger kids, so if I need an expletive I go with
Crap!
Fudge sickles!
Banana!
Shiiiinannigans!
Or just noises. Those work too. I do a lot of arrrfrghhhhhhhhffffshhhhhhggggg

Recently in one of my higher level classes we were learning about the parts of a ship so I told them it was ok if they said "Oh ship!"
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25-01-2014, 02:56 PM
RE: "Oh my god" or "thank goodness" - what do use in place of
Cunting fuckholes is a good one, especially if you're in pain and really need to let rip.
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25-01-2014, 03:35 PM
RE: "Oh my god" or "thank goodness" - what do use in place of
I use some of the ones my Irish grandfather used:

"For fuck sake!"
"Fuckin' hell!"
"Jesus, Mary and Joseph!" was one he would use a lot, but I've mostly stayed away from that one since becoming atheist.

I don't really have a specific non-curse one, but there are several ones I'll use when cursing is not appropriate in that specific situation.

“Religion was invented when the first con man met the first fool.” - Mark Twain
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25-01-2014, 03:41 PM
RE: "Oh my god" or "thank goodness" - what do use in place of
Thank *whatever is responsible*

Rescued from fire? "Thank those brave firefighters"
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29-01-2014, 12:06 AM
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(24-01-2014 12:27 PM)WitchSabrina Wrote:  I, horrifying to many, will spout out a healthy "Christ-on-a-cracker"; even in pubic. Oh the looks I can get while waiting in line at the store....... oh the faces............
evil I tell ya........... I'm just evil I guess.

"Jesus titty-fuck" seems to have become my favorite as of late.

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29-01-2014, 01:24 AM
RE: "Oh my god" or "thank goodness" - what do use in place of
Curious: is it considered taking the lord's name in vain to say "oh god" during sex? Or is my boyfriend god?
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