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02-10-2013, 04:39 PM
Rainbow Old Fart Week.
This weekend seniors celebrate Old Fart Week once again here in Melbourne.
There will be lots of fun for all, with cheap brain scans, free Alzheimers checks......and pony rides. Public transport is free for a week so we can really paint the town red.
It all starts with a sumptuous morning tea in the park, followed by pole dancing for the ladies, and a jive and limbo contest for all. Mrs Woof will be competing again, if she passes the brain scan. I will be taking her to see two old and cheap movies celebrating the event, Gone With the Wind (nothing to do with flatulence) and Casablanca.
What fun, I just can't wait!Sadcryface
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02-10-2013, 04:44 PM
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Man i want to be old so i can go to the old fart's event

I don't really like going outside.
It's too damn "peopley" out there....
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02-10-2013, 05:03 PM
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Sounds cool! They don't do shit for the old farts here. Unsure

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02-10-2013, 07:00 PM
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(02-10-2013 05:03 PM)Dom Wrote:  Sounds cool! They don't do shit for the old farts here. Unsure

They get public buildings to do activities, least where I am, year 'round. Make quilts, play cards, make food...whatever it is old people like to do in groups. We could always go back to the way things once were.




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02-10-2013, 07:04 PM
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(02-10-2013 07:00 PM)Dark Light Wrote:  
(02-10-2013 05:03 PM)Dom Wrote:  Sounds cool! They don't do shit for the old farts here. Unsure

They get public buildings to do activities, least where I am, year 'round. Make quilts, play cards, make food...

Yabut ... how 'bout cheap brain scans? I wanna cheap brain scan. ... And you clearly could use one. Tongue

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02-10-2013, 07:13 PM
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Clearly. If I'm ever in DC again we could try for a twofer. The head holes for the scanner is pretty big.

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02-10-2013, 07:31 PM
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(02-10-2013 07:13 PM)Dark Light Wrote:  Clearly. If I'm ever in DC again we could try for a twofer. The head holes for the scanner is pretty big.

And then we could argue about whose is whose and which is which. Big Grin

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02-10-2013, 07:48 PM
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(02-10-2013 04:39 PM)Mr Woof Wrote:  This weekend seniors celebrate Old Fart Week once again here in Melbourne.
There will be lots of fun for all, with cheap brain scans, free Alzheimers checks......and pony rides. Public transport is free for a week so we can really paint the town red.
It all starts with a sumptuous morning tea in the park, followed by pole dancing for the ladies, and a jive and limbo contest for all. Mrs Woof will be competing again, if she passes the brain scan. I will be taking her to see two old and cheap movies celebrating the event, Gone With the Wind (nothing to do with flatulence) and Casablanca.
What fun, I just can't wait!Sadcryface

What is a jive and limbo contest?

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02-10-2013, 08:48 PM
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Dom,limbo is [Image: 1280px-Folk_Music_%26_Limbo_Dance_C_IMG_2636.JPG]

I don't really like going outside.
It's too damn "peopley" out there....
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02-10-2013, 08:50 PM
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Jive http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jive_(dance)

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