Old Testament Texts / Another Look
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03-09-2012, 09:39 PM (This post was last modified: 01-05-2013 05:58 AM by Bucky Ball.)
RE: The Old Testament Texts / Another Look
(03-09-2012 08:27 PM)Phaedrus Wrote:  Tongue

Don't forget to mention how the guy who wrote Matthew basically went through all the old Jewish prophecies looking for anything that could be written into Jesus' story in any way to make him seem more legitimate, and how Paul didn't write the letters attributed to him since he was actually illiterate, and how Peter and Luke, who weren't even Jesus' disciples but lived after he died, basically made up their own religion around Jesus' teachings, and how the guy who wrote Revelations was probably on hallucinogenic mushrooms, and how the entire bible was essentially assembled by committee at the Council of Gnicea.

Basically all the New Testament horse shit as well as the Old. Wink

Yeah. It gets so murky in there. It's like the entire Near East is tossed up in the air, and anyone's guess or made up shit goes. Basically everything you said is true, in a way. We were having fun on Mark Fulton's blog with Peter. Martyr, first pope, bishop of Rome. Nuh-uh. In the year 67, when he died, they were still Jews, and stayed Jews for a LONG LONG time. In fact they couldn't even get them to LEAVE. Gamaliel II had to order the "curse" on them to keep them out in the late 90's. "And STAY out". Even in 400 CE John Chrysostom was STILL bitching about them going to the synagogue.

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