Omegle chat with Christian
This is a frustrating chat I had with a Christian not so long ago. It took him like 5 minutes to answer my when I ask him hard question. I think he was looking it up on the internet or something. He was so bad for a moment I though he was a troll. It was very short because he quit when I started to ask him to stop changing the topic and present some evidence. Enjoy.
Quote:You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like religion.
Stranger: how are you?
Stranger: thats good
Stranger: what do you beleive?
You: I believe they are all crap
Stranger: ok thats fine, give me all your thoughts..
You: What exacly do you want?
Stranger: just anything
You: What religion are you?
Stranger: well, christianity is not a religion... religion is about following rules and regulations... christianity is a relationship with Jesus
Stranger: but yeah im a christian
You: Okay, I think Christianity is crap. Is that a good start?
Stranger: good start yes, explain why
You: By crap I mean it is false because no one from that faith has successfully presented me with evidence that their doctrine is true
Stranger: well, id like to offer some assistance if your willing to hear.
Stranger: ok, so... it has been proven that Jesus did die, and rose again.. by over 400 eye witnesses. which is in the bible, but the amazing fact is aswell the bible is prooven to be many thousand years old right... in the bible it talks about rain and describes the effect of evaporation.... thenn.. in the 1700s evoporation was "discovered"
You: Please, just type sentence by sentence. Don't just drop a short story on me every 5 mins
Stranger: haha ok
Stranger: sorry i have never used omegle before
You: Okay, explain to me how that fact has been proven
Stranger: which fact?
You: Jesus died and rose again
Stranger: the books writen in the bible.. if you read it. it describes that of the reserection of jesus he appeared to 400 people
You: I've read novels that talk of people turning into animals...
You: How do I know that the Bible is real
Stranger: That is true, people can turn into animals. I was on a missions trip in africa and a man had been cursed by a witch docter and turned into a dog
You: Are you shitting me?
You: Oh god... who are you?
Stranger: I saw it with my eyes, why would i live my hole life in something that i didnt see
You: I don't believe you
You: Do you have any evidence that that happened?
Stranger: you dont have too
Stranger: no just my eyes.
Stranger: you know how i became a christian?
You: Yeah. I'm actually God just testing you...
You: (sarcasm) of course not. Tell me
Stranger: ok, so i was into Ice, and every drug under the sun haha....
Stranger: i moved out of home and i hated my perants.
Stranger: i went clubbing 4 times a week
Stranger: and blew all my money as soon as i got it.
Stranger: i had everything i wanted in life. but there was a part inside me missing.
Stranger: then it got bad. dark shaddows started to follow me around the house.
Stranger: and i got so scared one night when this dark object was on the end of my bed and talking to me in a deep voice
Stranger: the only word i can say was Jesus help me!
Stranger: and the dark object fled.
Stranger: i promise you, if you play with a weeji board, demons will appear. i did it myself
You: I would say that if you were on drugs, hallucinations are not that estrange...
Stranger: and using Jesus name gets rid of them.
Stranger: because i still get demons following me today and im drug free
Stranger: i say this to you, please buy a weejie board and play with it
You: Then sir, I think you need some psychological check
Stranger: hmmm no
Stranger: ok enough of that. how do you beleive we got here?
You: Sound to me like early stage of schizophrenia
You: It can get worse if you do not check
You: Just check with a doctor
Stranger: im perfectly sane
You: Is not normal
You: Would you know if you're insane?
Stranger: play with a weejie board that is my challenge to you. they will start following you
You: I don't have a luigi board and no interest on getting one
Stranger: haha, well you wont be able to see then
Stranger: there is a supernatural world
You: Look, if something supernatural acts in this world, is no longer supernatural
Stranger: nope sometimes they cross paths
You: The moment it interacts with this world it is by definition natural
Stranger: anyways.. what do you beleive?
You: I still believe it is crap.
Stranger: read the bible then make up your mind
You: You have showed me nothing
Stranger: because you have a stronghold againest christianity
Stranger: and everything
You: What exactly will the bible show me?
Stranger: why should i bother explaining if you wont meet halfway?
You: Look, I've read some of the Bible and so far I think it is crappy
You: I feeling reading the whole thing is a waste of time..
Stranger: look. what do you beleive.. evolution?
You: What exactly does the bible show me if I read it?
Stranger: it will show you the truth!! youll find a lot of things will make sence.
Stranger: it was writen many thousands of years ago, by a mind too far ahead of there time
You: Tell me, have you read the bible yourself?
Stranger: it was because God spoke to these men who wrote after Jesus died, so they could carry on christianity and get people saved
Stranger: yes i have
You: All of it?
You: You didn't find anything extrange?
Stranger: without a study bible which explains things to people you might find it strange
Stranger: well some things anyways
You: What do you do for a living?
Stranger: i work for a garage door company
Stranger: and yourself?
You: I'm a computer Science Engeneer
Stranger: oh ok cool
Stranger: you know anything about time+matter+chance?
Stranger: thats how the best minds have put together creation..
You: Are you a young earth creationist?
Stranger: so matter.. eg a peice of paper, give it time... 1,000,000 years... and chance... give it the chance of winning the jackpot..
Stranger: that thing isent evolving..
You: Do you think the earth is 6,000 years old?
Stranger: do you
You: I think you're not being serious
You: I think you're a troll
Stranger: i know were you are going with this..
Stranger: you think science proves everything?
You: So you think a book compiled 2000 years ago by people who had absolutely no idea of how the world works had the truth?
Stranger: they do know how the world works..
You: How could they possibly know?
Stranger: there is scripture that calls the earth a circle look it up
Stranger: thats so far ahead of there time
Stranger: it says in scripture the earth "hangs on nothing"
Stranger: apollo 13 went out..
You: You do know the earth is not a circle?
Stranger: budisum wrong! the world does not sit on an elephants head
You: Yeah, they are all wrong
You: The world is not 6,000 years old
Stranger: it is
You: How do you know?
Stranger: they talk about rock matter.. building up over millions of years... theres no way to actually 100% prove how many years it is.. its an estimate...
Stranger: theres so many things out there man, you have to put your faith in one thing otherwise it wouldnt be called faith
You: How about you address my question and stop dancing around?
Stranger: i can present you with many things of information... its up to you to make up your mind... but i garantee if you say Jesus if you are real.. proove it to me.. something will happen
You: How do you know?
Stranger: maybe not right this second..
Stranger: maybe not this week
Stranger: but give it a try
Stranger: what have you got to loose hey
Stranger: "Ask and it will be given to you; seek and you will find; knock and the door will be opened to you. Mathew 7:7
Stranger: SEEK and you will find
You: Please stop that
You: Answer my question
Stranger: i beleive what is writen in the bible
Stranger: the world is 6000 years old
You: Why do you believe the damn bible?
Stranger: because its the word of God
You: How do you know it is the word of god?
Stranger: because i said before, gosh...
Stranger: ok so..
Stranger: men put the books of the bible together with a lot of information that was WAY ahead of there time, they received these words from the holy spirit
You: Noone of what's in the bible is ahead of it's time
Stranger: it is
Stranger: do some research lol
You: I would even argue that is it right withing the time
You: I have sir
You: I've yet to find anything that impresses me from the bible
You: Why instead of just telling me to do research, you show me what you think is a good example that the bible was ahead of it's time?
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