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18-09-2013, 03:30 PM
RE: Omg, what the fuck is wrong with Tartarus Sauce!
(18-09-2013 03:26 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  Does it like... touch the water inside of the toilet? Confused

Probably not. Not every guy can be as well endowed as me. We need small dicked guys around so I can remain so far above average.

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18-09-2013, 03:33 PM
RE: Omg, what the fuck is wrong with Tartarus Sauce!
(18-09-2013 03:30 PM)Hughsie Wrote:  
(18-09-2013 03:26 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  Does it like... touch the water inside of the toilet? Confused

Probably not. Not every guy can be as well endowed as me. We need small dicked guys around so I can remain so far above average.

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18-09-2013, 03:36 PM
RE: Omg, what the fuck is wrong with Tartarus Sauce!
(18-09-2013 03:30 PM)Tartarus Sauce Wrote:  Are you asking if I'm hung like a horse?

Yeah, but horses piss standing.

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18-09-2013, 03:41 PM
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(18-09-2013 03:33 PM)Dark Light Wrote:  You bitch! Censored

I have no idea what you're talking about? Angel

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18-09-2013, 04:35 PM (This post was last modified: 18-09-2013 06:35 PM by TheGulegon.)
RE: Omg, what the fuck is wrong with Tartarus Sauce!
(18-09-2013 03:30 PM)Tartarus Sauce Wrote:  
(18-09-2013 03:26 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  Does it like... touch the water inside of the toilet? Confused

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Are you asking if I'm hung like a horse?

No, actually, it's not "funny"!
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18-09-2013, 06:22 PM
RE: Omg, what the fuck is wrong with Tartarus Sauce!
I've tried sitting down to piss but my body just gets confused. I can hear it saying to itself "what the fuck does he want me to do, shit, piss or both?" It just ends up getting pissed off and so does nothing just to piss me off - the bastard!!
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18-09-2013, 06:24 PM
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(17-09-2013 09:42 PM)Revenant77x Wrote:  
(17-09-2013 09:41 PM)Hughsie Wrote:  He sits down to piss!

The fuck dude!

He's a housecat so he's been neutered.

Heh heh, he's infertile (and a cat).

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18-09-2013, 06:48 PM
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(18-09-2013 08:38 AM)Filox Wrote:  
(17-09-2013 09:41 PM)Hughsie Wrote:  He sits down to piss!

The fuck dude!

WTF is wrong with you? Girly does it all the time because Manly has told him to do that... Now that's fucked up.

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Nah, it's all good. More than once I've thought "Hey, since I'm already sitting down I might as well take a dump while I'm at it." Works out well and saves time to boot. Thumbsup

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19-09-2013, 03:23 AM
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(18-09-2013 03:36 PM)cjlr Wrote:  
(18-09-2013 03:30 PM)Tartarus Sauce Wrote:  Are you asking if I'm hung like a horse?

Yeah, but horses piss standing.

lol, well played sir, well played indeed.

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19-09-2013, 05:22 AM
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(18-09-2013 06:48 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  Nah, it's all good. More than once I've thought "Hey, since I'm already sitting down I might as well take a dump while I'm at it." Works out well and saves time to boot. Thumbsup

Wise words of wisdom and smarts and shit. Sadcryface
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