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12-05-2011, 10:41 PM
On 22nd of May
I'm going to set up the camera in the garden and smoke a giant cigar.

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12-05-2011, 10:45 PM
RE: On 22nd of May
(12-05-2011 10:41 PM)Cetaceaphile Wrote:  I'm going to set up the camera in the garden and smoke a joint.

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13-05-2011, 05:51 AM
RE: On 22nd of May
(12-05-2011 10:45 PM)latvianxave8 Wrote:  
(12-05-2011 10:41 PM)Cetaceaphile Wrote:  I'm going to set up the camera in the garden and smoke a huge blunt.

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13-05-2011, 10:19 AM
RE: On 22nd of May
On the 22nd of May, I'm going to get up, have a Coke, and go to church for the first time since I got married.

And sit there smiling the whole time.

For God so loved the world that he arranged for everyone to both have free will and to suffer the terrible consequences of making the wrong choice. Kind of a dick move, God.
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13-05-2011, 11:18 AM
RE: On 22nd of May
I'll have my driving lesson, then the rapture comes, and I'm screeeewed.

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13-05-2011, 11:47 AM
 
RE: On 22nd of May
May 21st, I'm going to take a drive down the main drag and the little side roads, where I know all the churches are and see what their parking lot's look like. Then I'm going to go grocery shopping and have a party for the damned, at my house, where my Christian friends already know they're invited but on the condition they wear tee shirts that say; "Ready for lift off" on the front. And, "Damn! I'm still here!" On the back.
My buddy, who has a shirt shop and does free airbrushing, has 10 orders so far so it should be pretty damn funny.
We're even bringing out the telescopes to set up on my deck, pointing them skyward, so we can look for CFO's. (Christian Flying Objects) Angel I'm bad. I know this.


On the 22nd I'm going to call the Christian churches listed in my local yellow pages, and when someone answers I'm going to shout; "SURPRISE! You're damned!" into the phone.
Of course, I'm going to block my number using Verizon's *67 code before I dial. Anonymity for their idea of Satanist, is paramount after all. Tongue
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14-05-2011, 11:37 AM
RE: On 22nd of May
Well I am getting my lawn mowed on the 22nd. And the people who are mowing the lawn are christians. So I guess there is a chance I won't have to pay the money. I guess that's a good thing Smile
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14-05-2011, 06:20 PM
RE: On 22nd of May
I'm going to wake up to a cup of TTA Podcast with a side of Thunderf00t.

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15-05-2011, 02:28 AM
RE: On 22nd of May
I really wish I was able to attend one of the rapture day parties but there are none even remotely close. And nobody here would join me. Maybe ill just drink some beer and enjoy the festivities myself.
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15-05-2011, 08:05 PM
RE: On 22nd of May
I hope I can find a party to crash XD
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