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02-09-2016, 09:47 AM
One day I will remember . . .
. . . not to rub my eyes with my hands, not even with my knuckles, after eating sweet chilli rice crackers without washing them first.

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Tomorrow is precious, don't ruin it by fouling up today.
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02-09-2016, 10:49 AM
RE: One day I will remember . . .
(02-09-2016 09:47 AM)Gloucester Wrote:  . . . not to rub my eyes with my hands, not even with my knuckles, after eating sweet chilli rice crackers without washing them first.

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ow! ow! ow! ow!


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02-09-2016, 11:08 AM
RE: One day I will remember . . .
... knives don't only cut food and that my fingers are not food.

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02-09-2016, 11:43 AM
RE: One day I will remember . . .
To always leave important items in one place so you don't have to look for them again.

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02-09-2016, 11:46 AM
RE: One day I will remember . . .
....nothing!

I feel so much, and yet I feel nothing.
I am a rock, I am the sky, the birds and the trees and everything beyond.
I am the wind, in the fields in which I roar. I am the water, in which I drown.
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02-09-2016, 12:11 PM
RE: One day I will remember . . .
... something.... wait... it'll come to me again....

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02-09-2016, 12:16 PM
RE: One day I will remember . . .
..no matter how much i shout at this ##### in front of me on the Autobahn, he wouldnt listen to me even if he could hear me.

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02-09-2016, 01:18 PM
RE: One day I will remember . . .
I was sewing costumes for Macbeth. I was in a hurry to finish them. Yes, I was reeeeeeally sewing fast.....on an industrial sewing machine! I sewed through my left index finger. Gasp

So I was on my way to the emergency room when I occurred to me....what will the doctors do? Put a stitch in it? Dodgy I already did that! So I turned around, went home and put some hydrogen peroxide on it and went back to sewing. It healed fine but I do keep my fingers out of the way as much as possible when I sew now.

Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors.... on Donald J. Trump:

He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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02-09-2016, 01:21 PM
RE: One day I will remember . . .
... what thread had the video posted this morning that I thought looked interesting and I'd view later...

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02-09-2016, 02:17 PM
RE: One day I will remember . . .
I've since learned - when using cyanoacrylate glues (superglue) --- and drinking beer ---

ALWAYS check your hands for glue - before taking a leak.............................

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Ask how I know, at your own risk..........


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