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02-09-2016, 02:22 PM
RE: One day I will remember . . .
...you.




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02-09-2016, 02:22 PM
RE: One day I will remember . . .
That some weeds have invisible tiny thorns you can't remove when lodged in your hand.. I so hate to wear gloves when gardening. You'd think I'd learn someday.

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02-09-2016, 11:26 PM
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Yeah, I too am loathe to wear gloves. I had to deal with some massive blackberries the other day, and gloves were NOT optional Smile
Dad told me one that has stayed with me. Wash your hands BEFORE you go to the bathroom, fellas. Biker's post hinted to that.
He was a powder man, drilling rock and setting charges for a forest service road in the Cascades. Everything looks the same dirty gray color in the cut, so he used some small twigs to mark the holes so he would get all the charges wired. His calloused hands did not care they were poison oak, but his private parts had a different opinion. It was bad enough as you can imagine, but then there's that extra scratch......He was in agony for days and days.
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03-09-2016, 06:55 AM
RE: One day I will remember . . .
... not to eat juicy fruit over the tablet, or wrap my hand in a tissue first!

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03-09-2016, 07:45 AM
RE: One day I will remember . . .
... not to sneeze while I'm taking a leak. Tongue

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03-09-2016, 10:26 AM
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(03-09-2016 07:45 AM)SYZ Wrote:  ... not to sneeze while I'm taking a leak. Tongue

I have a fun visual in my head thinking about this one.Rolleyes

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Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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03-09-2016, 11:57 AM
RE: One day I will remember . . .
...those blank few hours right after my near fatal motorcycle accident last November.


Actually, scratch that, I'll be happy if those few hours are something I don't have to ever worry about possibly remembering.

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03-09-2016, 12:22 PM
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(03-09-2016 11:57 AM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  ...those blank few hours right after my near fatal motorcycle accident last November.


Actually, scratch that, I'll be happy if those few hours are something I don't have to ever worry about possibly remembering.
Ouch!

You sure you want to?

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03-09-2016, 12:59 PM
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...not to try and stifle a cough when I am gargling mouthwash.

A couple of weeks ago I was gargling mouthwash as part of my morning routine when I felt a cough about to happen...not wanting to cough and spray mouthwash all over the bathroom wall, I tried to stop it by holding my mouth shut (having temporarily forgotten my basic anatomy)so...the cough took the alternate route out of my face carrying a wave of minty fresh pain with it through my sinuses and out my nose. So I gasped in pain and the rest of the mouth wash went burning down my throat and into my stomach...which pretty much immediately "returned it to sender", flowing up my throat in a minty fresh acid hell broth of pain out across the bathroom wall.

Next time just cough, the clean up will be much easier...and less painful.

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03-09-2016, 04:40 PM
RE: One day I will remember . . .
to wear pants.

#sigh
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