One hundred million motherless fetuses in "heaven"
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24-09-2013, 05:13 PM
RE: One hundred million motherless fetuses in "heaven"
I don't know who all is in your heaven, but all my dogs, the ones I had in my lifetime, they are all waiting there for me.

And since the majority of them were police dogs, you better watch your ass if you dispute their right to be there.

They are guarding my mountain made of chocolate truffles, my river of Hefeweizen beer, my steaks and my baby back ribs, my rare flower collection and my abundant vegetable garden. Not to mention the orchard.

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24-09-2013, 05:29 PM
 
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(24-09-2013 05:13 PM)Dom Wrote:  I don't know who all is in your heaven, but all my dogs, the ones I had in my lifetime, they are all waiting there for me.

Well, I don't know what the standard for salvation of dogs is like... Are they allowed to lust after bitches? Do they need to tithe 10% of their dog food? What about barking at strangers, does that count as slander or bad language? There are too many questions.
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24-09-2013, 05:35 PM
RE: One hundred million motherless fetuses in "heaven"
Whatever makes them feel better I suppose. Has KC ever weighed in on this? I don't think he is a Real Christian™, but I'd still be curious as to what he believes.

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24-09-2013, 06:03 PM
RE: One hundred million motherless fetuses in "heaven"
Seeing as how, about 1/2 all fertilized eggs, (nice huh .. REAL "intelligent design") are spontaneously aborted, and THEY ALL have souls, ("life begins at conception, doncha know"), heaven will be a VERY slimey, strange place.
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24-09-2013, 09:06 PM
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(24-09-2013 06:03 PM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  Seeing as how, about 1/2 all fertilized eggs, (nice huh .. REAL "intelligent design") are spontaneously aborted, and THEY ALL have souls, ("life begins at conception, doncha know"), heaven will be a VERY slimey, strange place.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miscarriage

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24-09-2013, 09:17 PM
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(24-09-2013 09:06 PM)Anjele Wrote:  
(24-09-2013 06:03 PM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  Seeing as how, about 1/2 all fertilized eggs, (nice huh .. REAL "intelligent design") are spontaneously aborted, and THEY ALL have souls, ("life begins at conception, doncha know"), heaven will be a VERY slimey, strange place.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miscarriage

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24-09-2013, 09:20 PM
RE: One hundred million motherless fetuses in "heaven"
Not capital Dark... my bad.

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24-09-2013, 09:45 PM
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Of course, I was joking. Wink

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24-09-2013, 09:56 PM
RE: One hundred million motherless fetuses in "heaven"
Another fun 'fact' about 'Heaven'... it's hotter than Hell!

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24-09-2013, 10:14 PM
RE: One hundred million motherless fetuses in "heaven"
(24-09-2013 05:13 PM)Dom Wrote:  I don't know who all is in your heaven, but all my dogs, the ones I had in my lifetime, they are all waiting there for me.

And since the majority of them were police dogs, you better watch your ass if you dispute their right to be there.

They are guarding my mountain made of chocolate truffles, my river of Hefeweizen beer, my steaks and my baby back ribs, my rare flower collection and my abundant vegetable garden. Not to mention the orchard.

Then I heartily recommend you consider the Mormons.
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