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01-04-2015, 01:31 PM
Onion: God Shoots Himself While Cleaning Gun
God Shoots Himself While Cleaning Gun

Just a friendly reminder to all gun owners out there: please, act responsibly. If it can happen to The Almighty, it can happen to any of us.
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01-04-2015, 03:06 PM
RE: Onion: God Shoots Himself While Cleaning Gun
As a gun owner, and occasional competitive shooter, I've never ever understood how someone can shoot themselves while cleaning a gun. Perhaps god should take a basic firearms course.

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01-04-2015, 04:13 PM
RE: Onion: God Shoots Himself While Cleaning Gun
Apparently the Deity was so busy checking his list, checking it twice to see who is naughty or nice ... that he forgot to clear his chamber.
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01-04-2015, 04:21 PM
Onion: God Shoots Himself While Cleaning Gun
No no no! He was showing us what not to do. Just as he did with all the killing in his biography.
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01-04-2015, 05:05 PM
RE: Onion: God Shoots Himself While Cleaning Gun
He must have known it was going to happen so it must have been part of a plan. Consider

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01-04-2015, 06:18 PM
RE: Onion: God Shoots Himself While Cleaning Gun
I'm told he was resurrected shortly thereafter.
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01-04-2015, 07:28 PM
RE: Onion: God Shoots Himself While Cleaning Gun
If I could resurrect myself I'd be dying like 8 times per day just screwing around.

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01-04-2015, 07:57 PM
RE: Onion: God Shoots Himself While Cleaning Gun
(01-04-2015 03:06 PM)aesirus Wrote:  As a gun owner, and occasional competitive shooter, I've never ever understood how someone can shoot themselves while cleaning a gun. Perhaps god should take a basic firearms course.

That's a very good point and I suspect the answer is quite simple. Telling the cops that you were "cleaning it" sounds a hell of a lot better than "I was fucking around with it."

IOW, most of these people are full of shit.

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01-04-2015, 08:56 PM
RE: Onion: God Shoots Himself While Cleaning Gun
If this is the god of the bible then accidentally shooting himself is among the least stupid things he's done.
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02-04-2015, 05:00 AM
RE: Onion: God Shoots Himself While Cleaning Gun
I knew a guy that used to point his Glock at his head and pull the trigger..... HE ALWAYS remembered to clear the chamber....


except the one time....

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