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13-08-2013, 12:13 PM
RE: Only in my country...
I don't live in Marion, Oregon, but there you cannot eat a doughnut and walk backwards on a city street.

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13-08-2013, 12:24 PM
RE: Only in my country...
I couldn't pick just one...soooo much stupid here....

This is my in my state (Oregon).

Dishes must drip dry. (State law)
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It is illegal to whisper "dirty" things in your lover's ear during sex.

Ice cream may not be eaten on Sundays. (it can be sold but not consumed).

It is illegal to buy or sell marijuana, but it is legal to smoke it on your own property.

One may not bathe without wearing "suitable clothing," i.e., that which covers one's body from neck to knee.

Canned corn is not to be used as bait for fishing.

Juggling is strictly prohibited without a license. (Hood River)

It's illegal to walk down a sidewalk and knock a snakes head off with your cane. (Klamath River)

One may not box with a kangaroo. (Myrtle Creek)

No one may attempt to cause someone to think that their property may be subjected to "offensive physical contact". (Portland)

Riders of sleds may not attach themselves to passing cars. (Portland)

Persons may not pass through a "traffic congestion thoroughfare" more than twice per night. (Portland)

It's against the law for a wedding ceremony to be performed at a skating rink. (Portland)

People may not whistle underwater. (Portland)

You cannot wear roller skates in restrooms. (Portland)

Women may not wrestle in Salem. (Salem)

It is illegal to own a reptile within the city limits, unless you are a school or city, as a pet. (Springfield)

It is against the law for animals to have sex in the city limits. (Stanfield)

Cloth towel dispensers are banned from restrooms. (Stanfield)

No more than two people may share a single drink. (Stanfield)

It is illegal to predict the future. (Yamhill)


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13-08-2013, 12:25 PM
RE: Only in my country...
(13-08-2013 12:10 PM)Revenant77x Wrote:  
(13-08-2013 12:08 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  Sex toys are also illegal in Georgia. Which is funny because we have tons of sex toy shops. I guess it isn't enforced.

It would wreck your weekends.

I don't quite understand your definition of "wreck" Big Grin
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13-08-2013, 12:35 PM
RE: Only in my country...
(13-08-2013 12:25 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  
(13-08-2013 12:10 PM)Revenant77x Wrote:  It would wreck your weekends.

I don't quite understand your definition of "wreck" Big Grin

I'm implying you are a deviant.

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13-08-2013, 12:36 PM
RE: Only in my country...
(13-08-2013 12:35 PM)Revenant77x Wrote:  
(13-08-2013 12:25 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  I don't quite understand your definition of "wreck" Big Grin

I'm implying you are a deviant.

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13-08-2013, 01:13 PM
RE: Only in my country...
(13-08-2013 12:08 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  Sex toys are also illegal in Georgia. Which is funny because we have tons of sex toy shops. I guess it isn't enforced.

You mean those stores that sell educational models? And personal massage tools?
That's how it was in Texas, until 2008.



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13-08-2013, 01:39 PM
RE: Only in my country...
(13-08-2013 11:46 AM)Revenant77x Wrote:  In Maryland it is illegal to take your Lion to a movie theater.

Isn't that superseded by the civil rights act?

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13-08-2013, 01:57 PM
RE: Only in my country...
(13-08-2013 11:46 AM)Revenant77x Wrote:  
(13-08-2013 11:42 AM)Ferdinand Wrote:  It's illegal in Alabama to spit out of your window while driving because it could hit the person's wind shield behind you and they could get distracted and crash and die.

I think that's pretty awesome.

In Maryland it is illegal to take your Lion to a movie theater.

man:i'm sorry lion-o,you cant come to the theater
lion:but...but...i want to see my cousin Weeping

I don't really like going outside.
It's too damn "peopley" out there....
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13-08-2013, 01:59 PM
RE: Only in my country...
(13-08-2013 12:13 PM)Dom Wrote:  I don't live in Marion, Oregon, but there you cannot eat a doughnut and walk backwards on a city street.

whats that about? Public safety or anti-satanism? Big Grin

I don't really like going outside.
It's too damn "peopley" out there....
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13-08-2013, 02:03 PM
RE: Only in my country...
Also, it is apparently illegal to open your umbrella on a street for factor it may possibly spook a horse, resulting in the horse leaving it's safe-area.

I don't even see horses in Alabama excuse me.
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