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13-08-2013, 02:06 PM
RE: Only in my country...
(13-08-2013 12:24 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  I couldn't pick just one...soooo much stupid here....

This is my in my state (Oregon).

Dishes must drip dry. (State law)
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It is illegal to whisper "dirty" things in your lover's ear during sex.
im going to the police! You wispered a dirty thing in my ear when we had sex!
Ice cream may not be eaten on Sundays. (it can be sold but not consumed).
whats that about?
It is illegal to buy or sell marijuana, but it is legal to smoke it on your own property.
i thought it was legal now
One may not bathe without wearing "suitable clothing," i.e., that which covers one's body from neck to knee.
state:trolololol
Canned corn is not to be used as bait for fishing.
use canned beets
Juggling is strictly prohibited without a license. (Hood River)

It's illegal to walk down a sidewalk and knock a snakes head off with your cane. (Klamath River)
wut?
One may not box with a kangaroo. (Myrtle Creek)
who did that in the first place?did they watch too much cartoons?
No one may attempt to cause someone to think that their property may be subjected to "offensive physical contact". (Portland)

Riders of sleds may not attach themselves to passing cars. (Portland)

Persons may not pass through a "traffic congestion thoroughfare" more than twice per night. (Portland)

It's against the law for a wedding ceremony to be performed at a skating rink. (Portland)

People may not whistle underwater. (Portland)

You cannot wear roller skates in restrooms. (Portland)

Women may not wrestle in Salem. (Salem)

It is illegal to own a reptile within the city limits, unless you are a school or city, as a pet. (Springfield)

It is against the law for animals to have sex in the city limits. (Stanfield)

Cloth towel dispensers are banned from restrooms. (Stanfield)

No more than two people may share a single drink. (Stanfield)

It is illegal to predict the future. (Yamhill)
bible ban!

I don't really like going outside.
It's too damn "peopley" out there....
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13-08-2013, 02:09 PM
RE: Only in my country...
The winner is the state mom lives in

I don't really like going outside.
It's too damn "peopley" out there....
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13-08-2013, 02:17 PM
RE: Only in my country...
In suriname

You couldnt pick your nose while having sex

couldnt,because it does come as a law in the book predating 1960,but it aint in the new books


you cant have sex if an animal is in the room

tom: i think we need to stop
mary:why?
Tom: i saw a musquito in the room

I don't really like going outside.
It's too damn "peopley" out there....
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13-08-2013, 02:19 PM
RE: Only in my country...
Louisiana in general.

It is the most awesome and most ridiculous state all at the same time.

Other states wish they were us.

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13-08-2013, 02:23 PM
RE: Only in my country...
I Am, thanks for the Molly Ivins bit. There was a woman who could get to the heart of things with humor.
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13-08-2013, 02:26 PM
RE: Only in my country...
(13-08-2013 02:19 PM)kingschosen Wrote:  Louisiana in general.

It is the most awesome and most ridiculous state all at the same time.

Other states wish they were us.

Don't get too full of yourself. Here in AL it's illegal to flick boogers in the wind. Smile
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13-08-2013, 07:29 PM
RE: Only in my country...
(13-08-2013 02:06 PM)Lightvader Wrote:  
(13-08-2013 12:24 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  I couldn't pick just one...soooo much stupid here....

This is my in my state (Oregon).

Dishes must drip dry. (State law)
.
It is illegal to whisper "dirty" things in your lover's ear during sex.
im going to the police! You wispered a dirty thing in my ear when we had sex!
Ice cream may not be eaten on Sundays. (it can be sold but not consumed).
whats that about?
It is illegal to buy or sell marijuana, but it is legal to smoke it on your own property.
i thought it was legal now
One may not bathe without wearing "suitable clothing," i.e., that which covers one's body from neck to knee.
state:trolololol
Canned corn is not to be used as bait for fishing.
use canned beets
Juggling is strictly prohibited without a license. (Hood River)

It's illegal to walk down a sidewalk and knock a snakes head off with your cane. (Klamath River)
wut?
One may not box with a kangaroo. (Myrtle Creek)
who did that in the first place?did they watch too much cartoons?
No one may attempt to cause someone to think that their property may be subjected to "offensive physical contact". (Portland)

Riders of sleds may not attach themselves to passing cars. (Portland)

Persons may not pass through a "traffic congestion thoroughfare" more than twice per night. (Portland)

It's against the law for a wedding ceremony to be performed at a skating rink. (Portland)

People may not whistle underwater. (Portland)

You cannot wear roller skates in restrooms. (Portland)

Women may not wrestle in Salem. (Salem)

It is illegal to own a reptile within the city limits, unless you are a school or city, as a pet. (Springfield)

It is against the law for animals to have sex in the city limits. (Stanfield)

Cloth towel dispensers are banned from restrooms. (Stanfield)

No more than two people may share a single drink. (Stanfield)

It is illegal to predict the future. (Yamhill)
bible ban!

Medical marijuana is legal.

I have no clue about the ice cream.

The snakes..honestly, I think it's about whacking day or something.....from the Simpsons. The dude was from Portland.

In regard to the whole boxing a kangaroo. I think someone took Sylvester waaaaay to seriously.

I wonder how animals understand it's illegal for them to have sex in Springfield. Do they give them tickets?? Tell them to stop, make them pay for a room....


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