Ontology of Lagomorphs
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09-05-2014, 07:50 AM
RE: Ontology of Lagomorphs
Never mind...I found it!

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09-05-2014, 07:59 AM
RE: Ontology of Lagomorphs
Aha! The eastern orthodox extraterrestrial lagomorphists with their overly complex tea ceremonies and headdress.
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09-05-2014, 08:02 AM
RE: Ontology of Lagomorphs
(09-05-2014 07:59 AM)Mathilda Wrote:  Aha! The eastern orthodox extraterrestrial lagomorphists with their overly complex tea ceremonies and headdress.

Don't be so hateful; you have to respect their religion. Angry

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09-05-2014, 11:05 AM
RE: Ontology of Lagomorphs
(09-05-2014 07:23 AM)Mathilda Wrote:  
(08-05-2014 11:39 PM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  A-space-rabbitism is a religion. You need space rabbits to have a-space-rabbitism. You just won't admit it.
Deny it all you want. My rabbit friend Fluffy taught me all about space rabbits. Until you give up your prideful rejection of the truth Fluffy was sent to give you, you will never truly know real happiness.

Exactly! Those aspacerabbitists say that we're all aspacehamsterists and aspacedonkeyists but that's just stupid. No one in their right mind would claim that there were donkeys or hamsters in space. They're obviously rejecting sweet baby Lagomorph because they are angry with it. Probably because they've made a disaster of their own lives and their lettuce crops and want to blame extra-terrestrial lagamorphs instead of their negligence in laying down slug pellets.

If you need proof of the existance of extra-terrestrial lagomorphs then answer this.

Where did Russel's teapot come from?

Everything needs a cause and the obvious cause is that the extraterrestrial lagomorphs left it in solar orbit.

Check mate aspacerabbitists!

Russel's teapot was placed there by Cthulhu, it clearly states that in The Necronomicon Page 329.

My belief in Cthulhu trumps your belief in extraterrestrial lagomorphs as it predates yours and I have a book that says so. My book is true because it says it is.

Now prove that Cthulhu did not create your space rabbits to test our faith in him.

The requirement of evidence to back your claim does not disappear because it hurts your feelings, reality does not care about your feefees.
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09-05-2014, 11:10 AM
RE: Ontology of Lagomorphs
And what if when you die and are judged in the celestial warren you find out that Cthulhu is a rabbit?
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09-05-2014, 11:14 AM
RE: Ontology of Lagomorphs
Mathilda, You Win the Internet!

I'm not even being facetious, this thread made my day! Thumbsup

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09-05-2014, 11:14 AM
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(09-05-2014 11:10 AM)Mathilda Wrote:  And what if when you die and are judged in the celestial warren you find out that Cthulhu is a rabbit?

Cthulhu is timeless and not bound by the silly rules of your rabbit. You have to prove that The Rabbit is not Cthulhu.

What will you do if you die and are devoured by Cthulhu and don't arrive in your false warren?

The requirement of evidence to back your claim does not disappear because it hurts your feelings, reality does not care about your feefees.
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09-05-2014, 11:18 AM
RE: Ontology of Lagomorphs
(09-05-2014 11:14 AM)Blackhand293 Wrote:  
(09-05-2014 11:10 AM)Mathilda Wrote:  And what if when you die and are judged in the celestial warren you find out that Cthulhu is a rabbit?

Cthulhu is timeless and not bound by the silly rules of your rabbit. You have to prove that The Rabbit is not Cthulhu.

What will you do if you die and are devoured by Cthulhu and don't arrive in your false warren?

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09-05-2014, 11:45 AM
RE: Ontology of Lagomorphs
Just here to post something blasphemous and slightly disturbing.

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WHERE IS YOUR BUNNY GOD NOW!?!?

Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up.

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09-05-2014, 12:48 PM
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(09-05-2014 11:45 AM)itsnotmeitsyou Wrote:  Just here to post something blasphemous and slightly disturbing.

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WHERE IS YOUR BUNNY GOD NOW!?!?

Heretic ! Angry You will spend eternity consuming fecal pellets. Yes

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