Ontology of Lagomorphs
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09-05-2014, 01:44 PM
RE: Ontology of Lagomorphs
(09-05-2014 01:42 PM)War Horse Wrote:  
(09-05-2014 01:40 PM)itsnotmeitsyou Wrote:  Funny, I don't remember eating a fucking legend....

How do you fit that head through a doorway ? Gasp

My head is like the TARDIS. It's bigger on the inside, that's why my ego fits.

Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up.

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09-05-2014, 01:46 PM
RE: Ontology of Lagomorphs
(09-05-2014 01:44 PM)itsnotmeitsyou Wrote:  
(09-05-2014 01:42 PM)War Horse Wrote:  How do you fit that head through a doorway ? Gasp

My head is like the TARDIS. It's bigger on the inside, that's why my ego fits.

Nah..... to easy. Wink

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09-05-2014, 02:00 PM
RE: Ontology of Lagomorphs
(09-05-2014 11:14 AM)Blackhand293 Wrote:  What will you do if you die and are devoured by Cthulhu and don't arrive in your false warren?

Then I'll give him the shits with this pancake on my head.
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09-05-2014, 02:11 PM
RE: Ontology of Lagomorphs
(09-05-2014 11:18 AM)Revenant77x Wrote:  [Image: dancing-cthulhu-o_zps0cd261d7.gif]

Obviously fake. This is what Cthulhu actually looks like.

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You can always tell a Cthulhu worshipper. They have one of these on their desks at work which they secretly pray to when no one is looking.

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09-05-2014, 02:45 PM
RE: Ontology of Lagomorphs
(09-05-2014 01:37 PM)itsnotmeitsyou Wrote:  
(09-05-2014 01:35 PM)War Horse Wrote:  PRAISE BABY LAGOMOPH ! the spirit is within you..... Laugh out load

So if you are what you eat, does that mean I'm now your savior?

BOW BEFORE ME MORTALS!

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09-05-2014, 03:01 PM
RE: Ontology of Lagomorphs
I know must know what is obligatory and moral per the teachings of aspacerabbit lest I be gassed and my hair used for furniture stuffing.

I will soon be not only speaking in the third person but will be calling myself by my name.

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09-05-2014, 03:52 PM (This post was last modified: 09-05-2014 04:00 PM by Mathilda.)
RE: Ontology of Lagomorphs
(09-05-2014 03:01 PM)Anjele Wrote:  I know must know what is obligatory and moral per the teachings of aspacerabbit lest I be gassed and my hair used for furniture stuffing.
  • Eat not of meat that was once covered in fur unless it also had pointy teeth
  • Be wary of squawking terrors from above* and seek ye of cover should thou hearest them
  • Every sentient being must have freedom to hop and must never be incarcerated for the sole purpose of petting
  • Lettuce should not be left to go soggy in the fridge
  • Do not use thy Holy hand grenade for party tricks

(09-05-2014 03:01 PM)Anjele Wrote:  I will soon be not only speaking in the third person but will be calling myself by my name.

You have done well my young apprentice and your spiritual growth pleases me. When you are initiated via the ceremony of the green leaves and ground thumping you shall be given a new name. You shall then henceforth after that be known as Floppity.

* Transliteration actually means a larger orbit
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