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16-09-2017, 04:28 PM
Ooh, goody! Another Apocalypse!
Fox News reports ( in the 'Science' section Laugh out load ) that a Christian numerologist is predicting the end of the world next week.

Quote:According to Christian numerologist David Meade, verses in Luke 21:25 to 26 are the sign that recent events, such as the recent solar eclipse and Hurricane Harvey, are signs of the apocalypse. . . . Sept. 23 is a date that was pinpointed using codes from the Bible, as well as a "date marker" in the pyramids of Giza in Egypt.


Even Fox seems skeptical of this nonsense:
Quote:According to the Express, author Jonathan Sarfati wrote that the same planetary coincidence previously happened four times in the last millennium.

"As usual with any astrology (or Christian adaptations of it), one cherry-picks the stars that fit the desired conclusion," Sarfati wrote, according to the Express. "There is nothing to suggest that 23 September is a momentous date for biblical prophecy, and Christians need to be careful about being drawn into such sensationalist claims."

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16-09-2017, 04:34 PM
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What I find funny about these predictions is that if one were to actually happen and kill us all, there would be no one left to say "I told ya so".
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16-09-2017, 04:40 PM
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(16-09-2017 04:34 PM)pablo Wrote:  What I find funny about these predictions is that if one were to actually happen and kill us all, there would be no one left to say "I told ya so".

However, the opposite is true. When nothing happens on the purported date we can all say " Nah, nah, na nah nahhhhhh. I told ya so." Yes

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16-09-2017, 04:41 PM
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I dunno.

Call me a foolish skeptic -

But I'm pretty relaxed about it, and I'm not cancelling any plans.

The fucking apocalypse will just have to get along without me...

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16-09-2017, 04:50 PM
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Do people realise that the horoscope is out of date? Ptolemy wrote his book some years ago. Big Grin

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16-09-2017, 04:51 PM
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(16-09-2017 04:41 PM)onlinebiker Wrote:  I dunno.

Call me a foolish skeptic -

But I'm pretty relaxed about it, and I'm not cancelling any plans.

The fucking apocalypse will just have to get along without me...

Might as well be relaxed about it....nothing we can do about it anyway.
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16-09-2017, 04:59 PM
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(16-09-2017 04:51 PM)pablo Wrote:  
(16-09-2017 04:41 PM)onlinebiker Wrote:  I dunno.

Call me a foolish skeptic -

But I'm pretty relaxed about it, and I'm not cancelling any plans.

The fucking apocalypse will just have to get along without me...

Might as well be relaxed about it....nothing we can do about it anyway.

Yeah, relax. It's not the end of the wo-- wait a minute...

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16-09-2017, 06:48 PM
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(16-09-2017 04:28 PM)TSG Wrote:  Fox News reports ( in the 'Science' section Laugh out load ) that a Christian numerologist is predicting the end of the world next week...

David Meade claims that the Great Pyramid of Giza Of "is located at the centre of the land mass of the Earth". This is demonstrably wrong—as is all his other absurd claims. and besides that, it's land "surface", not mass.

The centre of the land surface is at 40° 52' 0" N, 34° 34' 0" E which is located in Turkey, and NOT Egypt.

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"The center of the World - Nasreddin Hodja" in Akshehir, Turkey

But like all these religious nutters, Meade never lets contrary empirical evidence get in the way of his "facts" LOL.

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16-09-2017, 08:54 PM
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Ahh yes, Sept 23rd, we've already had one Christian nutball stop by and has already been banned, they were making this prediction:

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Yeah, I'll be posting on that thread when their date for unequivocal proof of their dumbassery has past.

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16-09-2017, 09:05 PM
Ooh, goody! Another Apocalypse!
Another world ending? I lost count of how many I lived through.

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