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25-08-2016, 09:01 AM
Open Carry with a twist
Laugh out load

University of Texas Students Find the Absurd in a New Gun Law
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/08/25/us/uni....html?_r=0

“AUSTIN, Tex. — On the first day of classes at the University of Texas in this city that revels in its own oddball creativity, students protested a law allowing concealed handguns on state college campuses by carrying something they thought was just as ridiculous and out of place: Thousands of sex toys.”

"The police stood nearby, perplexed but not alarmed. Texas law makes open carry of the sex toy potentially illegal, Bob Harkins, an associate vice president for the campus safety, said, but only if people act obscenely. The police had no plans, he added, to arrest anyone for using the toy to make a political point.”

Texas has just gone up on my “Most admired State list” and leaped frogged above Tennessee and Mississippi!

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25-08-2016, 10:09 AM
RE: Open Carry with a twist
Then again -- it might be more dangerous (distraction wise) if they carried them concealed.....


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25-08-2016, 01:00 PM
RE: Open Carry with a twist
(25-08-2016 10:09 AM)onlinebiker Wrote:  Then again -- it might be more dangerous (distraction wise) if they carried them concealed.....


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Laugh out load Especially that "hogleg" that blond is holding up.
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25-08-2016, 01:09 PM
RE: Open Carry with a twist
(25-08-2016 01:00 PM)Fireball Wrote:  
(25-08-2016 10:09 AM)onlinebiker Wrote:  Then again -- it might be more dangerous (distraction wise) if they carried them concealed.....


Big Grin

Laugh out load Especially that "hogleg" that blond is holding up.

I've seen stuff like that in real life - and it makes ya wonder ----

If she needs a dildo THAT big --- should you bring along a compass, flashlight and a climbing rope too??????


Just in case?

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25-08-2016, 03:54 PM
RE: Open Carry with a twist
(25-08-2016 01:09 PM)onlinebiker Wrote:  
(25-08-2016 01:00 PM)Fireball Wrote:  Laugh out load Especially that "hogleg" that blond is holding up.

I've seen stuff like that in real life - and it makes ya wonder ----

If she needs a dildo THAT big --- should you bring along a compass, flashlight and a climbing rope too??????


Just in case?

Nah. Echolocation should be sufficient.

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25-08-2016, 05:29 PM
RE: Open Carry with a twist
(25-08-2016 01:09 PM)onlinebiker Wrote:  
(25-08-2016 01:00 PM)Fireball Wrote:  Laugh out load Especially that "hogleg" that blond is holding up.

I've seen stuff like that in real life - and it makes ya wonder ----

If she needs a dildo THAT big --- should you bring along a compass, flashlight and a climbing rope too??????


Just in case?

It might be used to practice for a donkey show in Tijuana. Gasp I hear tell from friends; I've never been to Tijuana. No
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25-08-2016, 06:02 PM
RE: Open Carry with a twist
Last I looked Austin was not part of Texas. Big Grin

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25-08-2016, 06:29 PM
RE: Open Carry with a twist
(25-08-2016 05:29 PM)Fireball Wrote:  
(25-08-2016 01:09 PM)onlinebiker Wrote:  I've seen stuff like that in real life - and it makes ya wonder ----

If she needs a dildo THAT big --- should you bring along a compass, flashlight and a climbing rope too??????


Just in case?

It might be used to practice for a donkey show in Tijuana. Gasp I hear tell from friends; I've never been to Tijuana. No

I have.

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