Open Letter to Seth Meyers
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17-07-2014, 11:19 PM
Open Letter to Seth Meyers
Hey, Seth.

You're trying too hard to prove to the world that you're straight, not gay. Just about every show, somewhere in the opening half hour, you feel the need to mention the fact that you're married ... to a woman. Your high shrill and nasally voice aside, the only people who would have a problem with you possibly being gay, (the homophobic bigots), are the people who don't appreciate or understand your satire in the first place, and aren't even watching the show.

Get off it already. All you're doing is making yourself look insecure.



Thanks for listening.
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17-07-2014, 11:23 PM
RE: Open Letter to Seth Meyers
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17-07-2014, 11:26 PM (This post was last modified: 18-07-2014 02:12 AM by DLJ.)
RE: Open Letter to Seth Meyers
Who is Seth Meyers?

Huh

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17-07-2014, 11:36 PM
RE: Open Letter to Seth Meyers
I don't know who he is but here's what he looks like
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Swing with me a while, we can listen to the birds call, we can keep each other warm.
Swing with me forever, we can count up every flower, we can weather every storm.
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17-07-2014, 11:38 PM
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(17-07-2014 11:36 PM)LostandInsecure Wrote:  I don't know who he is but here's what he looks like
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Yeah. He looks gay. His eyes are too close together.

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18-07-2014, 01:20 AM
RE: Open Letter to Seth Meyers
Well now we have a picture of him, I wonder what his user name is.
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18-07-2014, 01:53 AM
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I thought he was one of those guys on Saturday Night live.

“You see… sometimes life gives you lemons. And when that happens… you need to find some spell that makes lemons explode, because lemons are terrible. I only ate them once and I can say with certainty they are the worst fruit. If life gave me lemons, I would view it as nothing short of a declaration of war."
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18-07-2014, 02:39 AM
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Official ordained minister of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Please pm me with prayer requests to his noodly goodness. Remember, he boiled for your sins and loves you. Carbo Diem! RAmen.
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18-07-2014, 03:47 AM (This post was last modified: 18-07-2014 05:08 AM by Bucky Ball.)
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Well duh. He married Stefan on SNL. What ? You live under a rock ?
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Insufferable know-it-all.Einstein God has a plan for us. Please stop screwing it up with your prayers.
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19-07-2014, 12:07 AM
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I'm just surprised that there is someone who pays attention to anything Seth Meyers has to say enough to even make mention of it.


I would place Seth Meyers in my mind under the "who gives a shit?" file. Confused
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