Our Lady of Perpetual Exemption
Post Reply
 
Thread Rating:
  • 0 Votes - 0 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
08-09-2015, 05:27 PM (This post was last modified: 08-09-2015 06:01 PM by Ted Tucker.)
Our Lady of Perpetual Exemption
Dearest Atheists,
I am no longer a Heathen. I have joined Our Lady of Perpetual Exemption and have pledged my donation to this church, and to his holiness the Megareverend and CEO John Oliver.
I am now on a path to prosperity for it is written; “It is a blessed act to give unto others, specifically when you give unto me, John Oliver.” (Acts 20:35)
I am now on a path to prosperity. I have sown my seed(money) in the ground(for John Oliver)and I will receive(get) great harvest (jetskis)( for John Oliver).

Fine Print: *I am told that my money will be spent well, even though, legally, there is no need to disclose to me, or to the I.R.S, where the money will end up!!!*

Oh I am so blessed to finally be one of the faithful…

http://www.ourladyofperpetualexemption.com/index.html

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." -Albert Einstein
Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[+] 2 users Like Ted Tucker's post
08-09-2015, 06:04 PM
RE: Our Lady of Perpetual Exemption
It was a funny bit. Even better when some xtian shithead complained about him exposing their scam.

Atheism is NOT a Religion. It's A Personal Relationship With Reality!
Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
08-09-2015, 06:25 PM
RE: Our Lady of Perpetual Exemption
Yeah, wasn't it L. Ron Hubbard who was quoted "You don't get rich writing science fiction. If you want to get rich, you start a religion."

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." -Albert Einstein
Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
15-09-2015, 05:55 PM (This post was last modified: 15-09-2015 09:55 PM by Ted Tucker.)
RE: Our Lady of Perpetual Exemption
Oh well easy cum easy go.

September 13, 2015

"It is I, Megareverend and C.E.O. of Our Lady of Perpetual Exemption Church, Pastor John Oliver.

We thank you for all your kind donations, but I’m sorry to report that we have closed down the church. And let me take a moment to explain why - it’s certainly not because we have to.

We have still, miraculously, not broken any laws by promising you untold riches in return for sending us money. We’re also not closing down because you all kept sending us actual seeds, even though we explicitly told you not to. We’re closing because multiple people sent us sperm through the mail. And when someone sends you jizz through the mail, it’s time to stop whatever you’re doing.

So we are shutting this s**t down. Praise be!

P.S. All previous monetary donations have been forwarded to Doctors Without Borders. We did not send the sperm."

http://www.ourladyofperpetualexemption.com/index.html

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." -Albert Einstein
Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
17-09-2015, 09:32 AM
RE: Our Lady of Perpetual Exemption
Maybe someone should start sending sperm to the televangelists who try to rip people off. Or at least something that could reasonably pass for it, in case they decide to do DNA testing.
Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
Post Reply
Forum Jump: