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25-07-2016, 10:29 AM (This post was last modified: 25-07-2016 10:34 AM by Silly Deity.)
Ozzie Jesus
The search is over!

HE has returned!

I give you..............roll the drums...................Jesus Christ is alive and well and living in Oz.

Honestly............Tongue

http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-li...92e3768be4

(I must say though that I'd always been led to believe that as the son of God Jesus was going to be perfect. So how come he wears eye glasses?)

It's a bit out of the way for me but I'm sure that our Australian members will call him if they're expecting several thousand guests over for an all-you-can-eat cookout with loaves and fishes. Or maybe he delivers?

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25-07-2016, 10:36 AM
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And here I was expecting Ozzie Osbourne. I am so disappoint.
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25-07-2016, 10:38 AM
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Is there any "contemporary evidence" for this Ozzie ?
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25-07-2016, 10:44 AM
RE: Ozzie Jesus
(25-07-2016 10:38 AM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  Is there any "contemporary evidence" for this Ozzie ?
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Well...............he has a website!!! Big Grin

https://www.divinetruth.com/www/en/html/...elcome.htm

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25-07-2016, 10:54 AM
RE: Ozzie Jesus
I was expecting something more like this:

[Image: ozzy-osbourne-christ-poster-flag-7420-p_zpsmhxvdl52.jpg]

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25-07-2016, 11:21 AM
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(25-07-2016 10:44 AM)Silly Deity Wrote:  
(25-07-2016 10:38 AM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  Is there any "contemporary evidence" for this Ozzie ?
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Well...............he has a website!!! Big Grin

https://www.divinetruth.com/www/en/html/...elcome.htm

But did he come from Nazareth ?
And was Nazareth a real town when he lived there ?

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25-07-2016, 11:25 AM
RE: Ozzie Jesus
He doesn't come from Nazareth.

But, he does have some of their albums....


[Image: nazareth-hair-of-the-dog-20121127131836.jpg]

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26-07-2016, 08:03 PM
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Great album :-)
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26-07-2016, 09:23 PM
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He lives about 100 ks North of me.

He is a pathetic specimen...zero charisma, nothing interesting to say.

He's the most piss poor Jeebus I've ever seen
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