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28-12-2011, 04:47 PM
Pardon the pun.......
Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.


A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.

Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.

Practice safe eating - always use condiments.

Shotgun wedding - A case of wife or death.

A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.

A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.

Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.

When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.

A bicycle can't stand on its own because it's two tired.

What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead give away.)

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.

She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

If you don't pay your exorcist, You get repossessed.


With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.

You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.

Local Area Network in Australia - the LAN down under.

Every calendar's days are numbered.

A lot of money is tainted - taint yours and taint mine.

A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.

He had a photographic memory that was never developed.

A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large.

Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.

Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.

Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.

Acupuncture is a jab well done.

“Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it's time to pause and reflect.”

-Mark Twain
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28-12-2011, 08:41 PM
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Im mixxed race...... my father was pakistani... and my mother prefers the 100 meters

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29-12-2011, 04:06 AM
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Playing golf gets me teed off.

A car collision involving two middle aged yuppies could be a Saab story.

The Eiffle Tower is said to be an eye full.

I rode across the country in a horse drawn, two-wheeled cart. It was my roaming chariot.

When I find myself in times of trouble, Richard Dawkins comes to me, speaking words of reason, now I see, now I see.
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01-01-2012, 09:10 PM
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I'm really starting to hate these stupid little Russian Dolls.....They're so full of themselves.

I made a chicken salad today.....Cheeky bastard didn't even eat it.

Past, Present and Future walked into a Bar....It was tense.

The Beach Boys walk into a bar
"Round?"
"Round?"
"Get a round"
"I get a round?"
"Get a round...."

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01-01-2012, 09:20 PM
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Oh man I am LMAO ATM.

"We Humans are capable of greatness." -Carl Sagan
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