Passion of the Christ Sequel Announced
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11-06-2016, 02:09 PM
RE: Passion of the Christ Sequel Announced
(11-06-2016 02:00 PM)morondog Wrote:  
(11-06-2016 01:28 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  We're trying to figure out how to stone her on stage without using foam Hollywood stones that would bounce off her body and look stupid. If anyone has any suggestions on that I'd love to hear it!

Play-dough? It needs to be heavy-ish so that it flies like a stone but not hurt her - something that deforms on impact would probably work.

Hanging Judas sounds a lot easier, although a mate of mine told me a story about a school production he was involved in where there was some kinda coat-hanger apparatus to keep Judas in the air as he was *apparently* hung, only it malfunctioned and he was *actually* hung for a bit, until the stage manager suddenly realised what was happening Tongue

I'll mention the playdough. I was thinking hacky sack balls. Anyway, my husband really wants to stone Judas on stage partly because it's never done in Superstar productions and partly because he wants to piss off some Christians. Big Grin

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11-06-2016, 02:11 PM
RE: Passion of the Christ Sequel Announced
(11-06-2016 07:22 AM)The Organic Chemist Wrote:  
(10-06-2016 06:17 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  Well it worked for Titanic.

Earlier this year I had to explain to someone that "Rose and Jack" weren't real.

The person dismissed "Rose" part all together and replied, "jack wasn't on the passenger list."

Me: (rather hopefully) "because 'Jack' didn't exist."
Woman: "oh no he was a stowaway"

At that point I just walked away.

Ya know there is a fan fiction idea that Jack never existed in the movie either. That he was just a delusion of Rose. That is why her mother never asked about anyone named Dawson at the end.

Wow...how so very 6th Sense.

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And without so much as a mere touch, cut me into little pieces

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11-06-2016, 02:56 PM
RE: Passion of the Christ Sequel Announced
(11-06-2016 02:09 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  
(11-06-2016 02:00 PM)morondog Wrote:  Play-dough? It needs to be heavy-ish so that it flies like a stone but not hurt her - something that deforms on impact would probably work.

Hanging Judas sounds a lot easier, although a mate of mine told me a story about a school production he was involved in where there was some kinda coat-hanger apparatus to keep Judas in the air as he was *apparently* hung, only it malfunctioned and he was *actually* hung for a bit, until the stage manager suddenly realised what was happening Tongue

I'll mention the playdough. I was thinking hacky sack balls. Anyway, my husband really wants to stone Judas on stage partly because it's never done in Superstar productions and partly because he wants to piss off some Christians. Big Grin

You could also get the squishy splash balls for playing in the pool. I doubt they would hurt anyone but they have enough heft that they would land and not just bounce off. The ones we have here are cloth covered and would be easy to make covers for in shades of rock.

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11-06-2016, 03:11 PM
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(11-06-2016 02:09 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  I'll mention the playdough. I was thinking hacky sack balls.

Beanbags might work, or bags filled with uncooked rice.

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11-06-2016, 03:59 PM
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(11-06-2016 02:56 PM)Anjele Wrote:  
(11-06-2016 02:09 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  I'll mention the playdough. I was thinking hacky sack balls. Anyway, my husband really wants to stone Judas on stage partly because it's never done in Superstar productions and partly because he wants to piss off some Christians. Big Grin

You could also get the squishy splash balls for playing in the pool. I doubt they would hurt anyone but they have enough heft that they would land and not just bounce off. The ones we have here are cloth covered and would be easy to make covers for in shades of rock.

I googled squishy splash balls and they have some that look like rocks! Wow. I think you just solved our problem. Looks like his dream to stone Judas on stage will, indeed, come true. Big Grin

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12-06-2016, 04:57 AM
RE: Passion of the Christ Sequel Announced
A sequel to 2 hours of torture porn...

Hooray?

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12-06-2016, 06:20 AM
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(11-06-2016 01:13 PM)Old Man Marsh Wrote:  Will it have a zombie parade?

Yes, Zombies! I imagine it will be something like this:





Nah, it will be nothing like this, though I would see it if it was.Thumbsup

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12-06-2016, 06:58 AM
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now we just gotta have a second cumming to make it a trilogy!
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12-06-2016, 07:04 AM
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(12-06-2016 06:58 AM)Dark Wanderer Wrote:  now we just gotta have a second cumming to make it a trilogy!

With enough sequels, they will have Jesus Bukakke.

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12-06-2016, 07:07 AM
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(12-06-2016 07:04 AM)The Organic Chemist Wrote:  
(12-06-2016 06:58 AM)Dark Wanderer Wrote:  now we just gotta have a second cumming to make it a trilogy!

With enough sequels, they will have Jesus Bukakke.

id bet money that you can already find videos of that online. id check but im at work.
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