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03-05-2016, 09:56 AM
Pastor Claims He Went To Heaven And Took Pictures




he said he took photos on his phone and was charging people over $300 to see pics of heaven then the authorities weren't happy with this at which point he said he's gonna upload em to facebook for free

then claims his phone was stolen in a car wash...... how convenient Facepalm
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03-05-2016, 10:07 AM
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I saw that story and just laughed.

There's a sucker born every minute.


But as if to knock me down, reality came around
And without so much as a mere touch, cut me into little pieces

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03-05-2016, 10:11 AM
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you get to keep your phone when you go to heaven? huh.
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03-05-2016, 10:14 AM
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But he Didn't store them on the cloud?

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03-05-2016, 10:56 AM
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So apparently you can take your worldly positions with you.

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03-05-2016, 10:59 AM
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He has a cool hat.

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03-05-2016, 12:12 PM
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Damn. I wanted to see those photos.

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03-05-2016, 12:13 PM
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Makes you wonder, what would've happened if Jesus resurrected and ascended to heaven today:

Disciples: Jesus came back to life, the tomb is empty!

Non-disciples: Cool! Pics or it didn't happen!

Disciples: Releases blurry photo that looks like one of them.

Non-Disciples: That's not even an attempted Photoshop, that's all you got?

Disciples: He just ascended to heaven, we all saw it!

Non-Disciples: Cool! Pics or it didn't happen.

Disciples: Our phone batteries all died, so we didn't get any pics.

Non-Disciples: "unfollow" Facepalm

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03-05-2016, 12:25 PM
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That's just tragic, a cell phone made it to heaven, took photos, actually existed in a spirit realm somehow and is the only phone to ever do this? We should have a moment of silence for that phone and also while we are silent think about how there are people who actually believe this happened, paid hundreds of dollars to see those pictures and then weep for humanity.

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03-05-2016, 12:41 PM
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(03-05-2016 12:12 PM)kim Wrote:  Damn. I wanted to see those photos.

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Here's one.

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