Pastor Claims He Went To Heaven And Took Pictures
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03-05-2016, 12:46 PM
RE: Pastor Claims He Went To Heaven And Took Pictures
(03-05-2016 12:41 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  
(03-05-2016 12:12 PM)kim Wrote:  Damn. I wanted to see those photos.

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03-05-2016, 01:17 PM
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Another pastor clown but it's really amazing that some people will actually pay the dude 500 dollars for the fake pic. Mindblowing.Facepalm

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03-05-2016, 01:33 PM
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(03-05-2016 01:17 PM)Leo Wrote:  Another pastor clown but it's really amazing that some people will actually pay the dude 500 dollars for the fake pic. Mindblowing.Facepalm

I hope there was at least some nude pics of angels.
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03-05-2016, 01:41 PM
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Man, I really want to see what kind of pictures he showed people.
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03-05-2016, 01:45 PM
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(03-05-2016 12:25 PM)SitaSky Wrote:  That's just tragic, a cell phone made it to heaven, took photos, actually existed in a spirit realm somehow and is the only phone to ever do this? We should have a moment of silence for that phone and also while we are silent think about how there are people who actually believe this happened, paid hundreds of dollars to see those pictures and then weep for humanity.

I think they should surrender all voting rights...

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03-05-2016, 01:48 PM
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(03-05-2016 01:33 PM)Dark Wanderer Wrote:  
(03-05-2016 01:17 PM)Leo Wrote:  Another pastor clown but it's really amazing that some people will actually pay the dude 500 dollars for the fake pic. Mindblowing.Facepalm

I hope there was at least some nude pics of angels.

I don't know about the nude angels, but he managed to take the this pic of God.

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03-05-2016, 01:52 PM
RE: Pastor Claims He Went To Heaven And Took Pictures
(03-05-2016 01:48 PM)Marozz Wrote:  
(03-05-2016 01:33 PM)Dark Wanderer Wrote:  I hope there was at least some nude pics of angels.

I don't know about the nude angels, but he managed to take the this pic of God.

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Uhh, yeahhh.... that's great and all. But I was expecting something more like this though.[Image: krupauk72.jpg]
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03-05-2016, 11:31 PM
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Pastor is a fraud, obviously but if people were a little more intelligent then no one would care about his photos of "heaven".

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04-05-2016, 02:22 AM
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IDK man, it was a Galaxy, it could've happened. But we all know Apple ain't got no soul.

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04-05-2016, 06:08 AM
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(03-05-2016 10:07 AM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  I saw that story and just laughed.

There's a sucker born again every minute.

Fixed to make it more apropos.

(03-05-2016 01:48 PM)Marozz Wrote:  
(03-05-2016 01:33 PM)Dark Wanderer Wrote:  I hope there was at least some nude pics of angels.

I don't know about the nude angels, but he managed to take the this pic of God.

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Huh....

.... okay....

I was imagining the burning bush a different way. God makes so much more sense as a venereal disease.
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