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10-11-2015, 12:05 PM (This post was last modified: 10-11-2015 12:10 PM by GenesisNemesis.)
Pastor Kevin Swanson: Better To Drown Your Kids Than Let Them Read Harry Potter
Quote:America, repent of your rebellion against God! America, repent of stumbling the little ones! America, repent of Harry Potter! America, repent of How to Train Your Dragon!
America, repent that Dumbledore emerged as a homosexual mentor for Harry Potter, that Hiccup’s mentor in How to Train Your Dragon emerged as a homosexual himself in order that history might repeat itself one more time, in order that little six- and seven- and eight-year-olds might stumble, in order that tens of millions of parents, it would be better for them that a millstone be hanged around childrens' necks and they be drowned at the bottom of the sea than that there would be so many people stumbling so many children in public schools, in movie theaters, in homes, in which children are raised to be stumbled by the Dumbledores and by the mentors of Hiccup in How to Train Your Dragon. My friends, America needs to repent… of our culture!


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My question is, how can we push to get this guy arrested? Surely he's breaking some law here by advocating killing children? If we are a civil society, why should we allow this?
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10-11-2015, 12:32 PM
RE: Pastor Kevin Swanson: Better To Drown Your Kids Than Let Them Read Harry Potter
Ironic that JK Rowling is a Christian.
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10-11-2015, 12:40 PM
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I thought of several responses, but all would get me banned and possibly arrested.

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10-11-2015, 01:13 PM (This post was last modified: 10-11-2015 01:24 PM by dancefortwo.)
RE: Pastor Kevin Swanson: Better To Drown Your Kids Than Let Them Read Harry Potter
Ironic that the bible's god kills children and there's all kinds of genocide, blood and gut spilled in that old book and talking donkey's and magic snakes.

The guy's probably gay.

Edit to ask: Why is this guy in the press so much lately? What rock did he crawl out from under?

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10-11-2015, 01:31 PM
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(10-11-2015 01:13 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  Ironic that the bible's god kills children and there's all kinds of genocide, blood and gut spilled in that old book and talking donkey's and magic snakes.

The guy's probably gay.

Edit to ask: Why is this guy in the press so much lately? What rock did he crawl out from under?

When you're an attention whore, and your schtick is cray-cray, you have to -one-up your own crazy to keep getting attention.

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10-11-2015, 01:39 PM
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(10-11-2015 01:13 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  The guy's probably gay.

he also writes harry potter yaoi.

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10-11-2015, 02:32 PM
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I don't know that there is much we can do about him, but we may not need to. I think he will implode on his own when he is caught being blown by a male prostitute. You know it's coming (no pun intended)...
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10-11-2015, 02:47 PM
RE: Pastor Kevin Swanson: Better To Drown Your Kids Than Let Them Read Harry Potter
Wait. How to Train Your Dragon? The Dumbledore thing I get since Rowling said it herself but am I missing something about HTTYD?

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10-11-2015, 02:49 PM
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(10-11-2015 02:47 PM)The Organic Chemist Wrote:  Wait. How to Train Your Dragon? The Dumbledore thing I get since Rowling said it herself but am I missing something about HTTYD?

I'm sorry, but if there way ANY gay shit in Harry Potter it went over my head .. maybe I'm straight after all ? Weeping

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10-11-2015, 02:54 PM
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(10-11-2015 12:05 PM)GenesisNemesis Wrote:  
Quote:America, repent of your rebellion against God! America, repent of stumbling the little ones! America, repent of Harry Potter! America, repent of How to Train Your Dragon!
America, repent that Dumbledore emerged as a homosexual mentor for Harry Potter, that Hiccup’s mentor in How to Train Your Dragon emerged as a homosexual himself in order that history might repeat itself one more time, in order that little six- and seven- and eight-year-olds might stumble, in order that tens of millions of parents, it would be better for them that a millstone be hanged around childrens' necks and they be drowned at the bottom of the sea than that there would be so many people stumbling so many children in public schools, in movie theaters, in homes, in which children are raised to be stumbled by the Dumbledores and by the mentors of Hiccup in How to Train Your Dragon. My friends, America needs to repent… of our culture!


Link.


My question is, how can we push to get this guy arrested? Surely he's breaking some law here by advocating killing children? If we are a civil society, why should we allow this?

I didn't know stumbling was something you could do to someone Dodgy Is it too much to ask that fucken idiots should use commonly accepted grammar when presenting their fucken idiocy for public consumption?

I think though, that bullshit of the millstone and so forth is referencing Jesus' words where he said that if any man causes a little child to stumble then it would be better for him if a millstone were hung around his neck and he were cast into the sea. So like... pretty much the exact opposite of what Twat Exhibit A is saying.

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