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22-02-2017, 05:22 AM
Pastor Makes Congregants Perform Oral Sex On Him
Pastor Makes Congregants Suck His Privates In Church, Says Semen Is Holy Milk

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Evangelical pastor was arrested for raping his faithful, after convincing them that his penis contained “sacred milk”.

Sobrino Valdeci Picanto, an evangelical pastor from Brazil, persuaded his followers that he practiced oral sex because it was the way he preached the word, saying that his ‘milk’ was sacred.

And this pastor said his penis was blessed and that “the Lord had consecrated with divine milk of the Holy Spirit” and of course, had to go around evangelising.
“He convinced us that only God could come into our lives through the mouth”, a follower said, “Often, after worship, Pastor Valdeci asked us to do oral sex on him until the Holy Spirit came through ejaculation and delivered funds to the church.”


You couldn't make it up!!!

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22-02-2017, 07:23 AM
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(22-02-2017 05:22 AM)Silly Deity Wrote:  Pastor Makes Congregants Suck His Privates In Church, Says Semen Is Holy Milk

http://linkis.com/viralspeech.com/iKTqM

Evangelical pastor was arrested for raping his faithful, after convincing them that his penis contained “sacred milk”.

Sobrino Valdeci Picanto, an evangelical pastor from Brazil, persuaded his followers that he practiced oral sex because it was the way he preached the word, saying that his ‘milk’ was sacred.

And this pastor said his penis was blessed and that “the Lord had consecrated with divine milk of the Holy Spirit” and of course, had to go around evangelising.
“He convinced us that only God could come into our lives through the mouth”, a follower said, “Often, after worship, Pastor Valdeci asked us to do oral sex on him until the Holy Spirit came through ejaculation and delivered funds to the church.”


You couldn't make it up!!!

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22-02-2017, 07:32 AM
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It's hilarious in it's own strange way.

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22-02-2017, 07:37 AM
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Well what can one add to this story! This is yet another display how the faithful will swallow anything they are told! And now the song used by Python in the film "The Meaning of life, "Every Sperm is Sacred". Now has new meaning!

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22-02-2017, 07:39 AM
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(22-02-2017 07:37 AM)JONES Wrote:  Well what can one add to this story! This is yet another display how the faithful will swallow anything they are told! And now the song used by Python in the film "The Meaning of life, "Every Sperm is Sacred". Now has new meaning!
It's a kleenex moment..
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22-02-2017, 07:40 AM
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I suppose believers have always been suckers but not in the same sense.
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22-02-2017, 08:37 AM
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Nice work if you can get it.
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22-02-2017, 08:51 AM
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Adds new meaning to the phrase "I am the way".

“Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly;
Man got to sit and wonder 'why, why, why?'
Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land;
Man got to tell himself he understand.”

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22-02-2017, 06:20 PM
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Clever bastard.

#sigh
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22-02-2017, 06:31 PM
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(22-02-2017 06:20 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  Clever bastard.

You mean fucking brilliant? Gawdam!

Sacred milk Laugh out load

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