Pastor Makes Congregants Perform Oral Sex On Him
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22-02-2017, 06:34 PM
RE: Pastor Makes Congregants Perform Oral Sex On Him
(22-02-2017 07:40 AM)Norm Deplume Wrote:  I suppose believers have always been suckers but not in the same sense.

Damn it! I was gonna make that joke. Angry Tongue "What a bunch of suckers."

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22-02-2017, 07:47 PM
RE: Pastor Makes Congregants Perform Oral Sex On Him
That's one way to get a pastor to shout "Oh God! Oh God" Wink
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22-02-2017, 08:00 PM
RE: Pastor Makes Congregants Perform Oral Sex On Him
The pastor's pick up line: Wanna see my Res*erection*?

I'll see myself out Big Grin
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22-02-2017, 08:00 PM
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I'm sure the pope will be recruiting this guy real soon.

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22-02-2017, 08:01 PM
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Cum all ye faithful. Big Grin
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22-02-2017, 08:44 PM
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Gasp At least put a wig on the male supplicants. Let's see how far we can take that word...
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22-02-2017, 10:12 PM
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I can think of a surefire way to ensure that he doesn't re-offend.

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23-02-2017, 04:15 AM
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Only can religion could get people credulous enough to donate funds for the privilege of giving oral sex.

For fuck's sake... Facepalm

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23-02-2017, 07:13 AM
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Sperm: The new Communion Wafer.

"I found Jesus, he's hiding in my pants."
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23-02-2017, 07:58 AM
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If this isn't fake news I'm off to train as a pastor, but it probably is. (fake news I mean)
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