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12-05-2017, 05:00 PM
Pastor tries to walk on water, eaten by crocodiles
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12-05-2017, 05:02 PM
RE: Pastor tries to walk on water, eaten by crocodiles
"We still don't understand how this happened, as he fasted and prayed the whole week".
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Insufferable know-it-all.Einstein God has a plan for us. Please stop screwing it up with your prayers.
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12-05-2017, 05:14 PM
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(12-05-2017 05:02 PM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  "We still don't understand how this happened, as he fasted and prayed the whole week".
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Did he carry a rosary? Sacrifice any pidgeons or lambs?

Clearly he skipped a few steps Dodgy

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12-05-2017, 05:36 PM (This post was last modified: 12-05-2017 05:40 PM by Fireball.)
RE: Pastor tries to walk on water, eaten by crocodiles
Facepalm 40 Days in the desert, locusts and honey for edibles. Can't ANY of these people get it right? -God

Ya know, if he hadn't been lobotomized by all that xtian training, he'd've remembered that crocodiles eat people who go in the water with them; any animal that ventures into the water, for that matter, takes a chance on getting eaten.
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12-05-2017, 05:39 PM
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At least this he did it to himself rather than his congregants like they usually do.
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12-05-2017, 05:43 PM
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Just when you think you heard it all.... he became the saint of the last days church. He was right - it was the last days - for him.

And he didn't even get a proper last meal...

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12-05-2017, 05:45 PM
RE: Pastor tries to walk on water, eaten by crocodiles
(12-05-2017 05:43 PM)Dom Wrote:  Just when you think you heard it all.... he became the saint of the last days church. He was right - it was the last days - for him.

And he didn't even get a proper last meal...

He was a proper last meal.

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12-05-2017, 05:47 PM
RE: Pastor tries to walk on water, eaten by crocodiles
Maybe the pastor was the crocodile's communion wafer.
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12-05-2017, 05:56 PM
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Darwin award winner.

Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors.... on Donald J. Trump:

He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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12-05-2017, 06:15 PM
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(12-05-2017 05:47 PM)jennybee Wrote:  Maybe the pastor was the crocodile's communion wafer.

> Well, now he can try for another miracle: rising from the dead. Laughat

> It just goes to prove that there is absolutely NO religious claim too stupid for theists to fall for. If the Bible claimed that cows could fly, they'd believe it.
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