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12-05-2017, 06:20 PM
RE: Pastor tries to walk on water, eaten by crocodiles
The crocodile was trying to convert. It just misunderstood how communion worked.

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12-05-2017, 06:56 PM
RE: Pastor tries to walk on water, eaten by crocodiles
(12-05-2017 06:15 PM)Gwaithmir Wrote:  
(12-05-2017 05:47 PM)jennybee Wrote:  Maybe the pastor was the crocodile's communion wafer.

> Well, now he can try for another miracle: rising from the dead. Laughat

> It just goes to prove that there is absolutely NO religious claim too stupid for theists to fall for. If the Bible claimed that cows could fly, they'd believe it.

But cows can fly...they just need to be hit with sufficient force. Preferably a large vehicle at sufficient speed or an explosion shockwave. Angel

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12-05-2017, 07:01 PM
RE: Pastor tries to walk on water, eaten by crocodiles
(12-05-2017 06:20 PM)yakherder Wrote:  The crocodile was trying to convert. It just misunderstood how communion worked.

Should I be concerned that yakherder thinks the same way I do Consider Tongue Wink Laugh out load

j/k...you always say how twisted you are, I think you are rubbing off on me Hobo

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12-05-2017, 07:01 PM
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(12-05-2017 05:00 PM)psybj Wrote:  http://zimbabwe-today.com/pastor-trying-...rocodiles/

That is a small snack for the Nile crocs. Finger food.

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12-05-2017, 09:15 PM
Pastor tries to walk on water, eaten by crocodiles
Stupidity has it's price it seems. Fortunately it wasn't paid by someone else, just the fool himself.

The first revolt is against the supreme tyranny of theology, of the phantom of God. As long as we have a master in heaven, we will be slaves on earth.

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12-05-2017, 09:28 PM
RE: Pastor tries to walk on water, eaten by crocodiles
Add a good dose of hubris with a non-existent deity and a few hungry crocodiles score an easy meal.


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And without so much as a mere touch, cut me into little pieces

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12-05-2017, 09:48 PM
RE: Pastor tries to walk on water, eaten by crocodiles
"The finished him in a couple of minutes. All that was left of him after they finished eating was a pair of sandals and his underwear floating above the water”, said Deacon Nkosi

When asked of he was going to try and walk on water after the incident Deacon Nkosi replied, “Fuck no”.

“I am quite sure now that often, very often, in matters concerning religion and politics a man’s reasoning powers are not above the monkey’s.”~Mark Twain
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12-05-2017, 10:26 PM
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Wow! This wins the internet for atheist click bait. Angel

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12-05-2017, 10:34 PM
RE: Pastor tries to walk on water, eaten by crocodiles
And no one had a camera? Really?

Even if it was the old 'hidden plank under water' trick, the only miracle here is that there was nobody there with the foresight to record this 'act of faith'.

Despite my initial face-palmy reaction, my sympathy goes to friends and family... before and after the event.

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12-05-2017, 11:09 PM
RE: Pastor tries to walk on water, eaten by crocodiles
(12-05-2017 05:02 PM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  "We still don't understand how this happened, as he fasted and prayed the whole week".
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