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13-05-2017, 08:12 AM
Pastor tries to walk on water, eaten by crocodiles
I'm sure he tasted heavenly.
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13-05-2017, 08:30 AM
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"The finished him in a couple of minutes. All that was left of him after they finished eating was a pair of sandals and his underwear floating above the water”, said Deacon Nkosi

I think he may have misinterpreted whatever prophetic messages he was working from. Consider

If he was hearing, ' You will be clothed in invincibility.' ... it most likely meant he should have worn a full suit. Shy

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13-05-2017, 10:00 AM
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(13-05-2017 08:12 AM)KUSA Wrote:  I'm sure he tasted heavenly.

Heavenly tasting pasta[sic].

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13-05-2017, 10:01 AM
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This sounds hella fake Laugh out load

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13-05-2017, 10:32 AM
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So, the Rev. wound up the Croc Pot?
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13-05-2017, 11:48 AM
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(12-05-2017 05:14 PM)Loom Wrote:  
(12-05-2017 05:02 PM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  "We still don't understand how this happened, as he fasted and prayed the whole week".
Facepalm

Did he carry a rosary? Sacrifice any pidgeons or lambs?

Clearly he skipped a few steps Dodgy

If I'm remembering correctly, Step 1 was "Be the Messiah!" Seriously Xtians, RTFM!

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13-05-2017, 12:47 PM (This post was last modified: 13-05-2017 01:05 PM by BackSlider.)
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(13-05-2017 08:12 AM)KUSA Wrote:  I'm sure he tasted heavenly.

Just sit tight till the HOLY CRAP!! hits the water!

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13-05-2017, 01:45 PM
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Whoops, what have I told you religious people about making falsifiable claims?

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13-05-2017, 01:52 PM
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On the bright side be was eaten by a trinity of crocodiles. Maybe that's a sign!

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13-05-2017, 08:49 PM
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