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25-08-2015, 11:11 AM
Pat Robertson and the Stock Market
According to our friend, Pat -the -rat Robertson, the recent stock market down turn is because god is mad at all the planned parenthood abortions. I'm not sure where the cut off line was for god that tipped the scales and sent him into a stock market rage, it didn't seem to be the 20 million people he killed in the flood though. And he didn't seem too concerned when the Jews were being annihilated in gas chambers. As a matter of fact the stock market was slowly gaining at that point. Guess he wasn't too upset because, after all, the Jews had killed him a couple o' thousand years before... so fuck them.


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25-08-2015, 11:25 AM
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Pat Robertson's Book:

... no, not his Bible, the other book, the one he uses to inform himself about common events. The Mad Libs book.

___(Recent Bad Thing That Happened, eg, plane crash, tornado, etc)___ is God's punishment for ___(Thing that I hate, eg, gay marriage, feminism, atheism, etc)___.

... that's it. That's the only page in his Mad Libs book.
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25-08-2015, 11:33 AM
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PR is pure gold....PURE GOLD! He can keep me laughing for hours on end.

As I have stated before, this sort of apocoloyptic proselytizing could very well turn out to be self fulfilling because beliefs affect behavior.

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25-08-2015, 12:05 PM
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Where has he been getting his stats, out of his own ass?
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25-08-2015, 08:21 PM
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I'm sure the fucker is upset about the crash....he probably lost a fortune.

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25-08-2015, 08:37 PM
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What crash?

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25-08-2015, 09:18 PM
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He's wrong of course. It's gay marriage that caused the stock market downturn.

Sheesh. Really, Pat, everybody knows this.

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25-08-2015, 09:38 PM
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The world I wish I lived in has a doctor in it that a couple years from now says to Pat Robertson

"The X-rays are definite. I've know men ten years older than you and in the same great physical condition not make this kind of X-ray, so it's clear God is exerting his will here and he's REALLY irritated at you, to make what these X-rays are showing and, yes, it's inoperable. Terminal. Whatever you did or are doing to make God this retributive there's no going back. Sorry."
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26-08-2015, 05:47 AM
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It's kinda hypocritical of god considering numbers of sponteneus miscarriages which he would be able to prevent Rolleyes


Also he sure have some strange priorities - abortions are punished while in North Korea nothing changes. Not to mention that targeting stock markets for abortions is rather silly.


Seriously though how one can utter such idiocy and not laught during saying it?

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26-08-2015, 06:35 AM
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(25-08-2015 11:11 AM)dancefortwo Wrote:  According to our friend, Pat -the -rat Robertson, the recent stock market down turn is because god is mad at all the planned parenthood abortions.

I'm glad Pat can understand the whims of God and properly discern them through the chaotic trends of the market.

I'm glad to know that this isn't just a semi-delayed reaction to the Supreme Court defending gay marriage. Also, I'm glad God waited to punish Planned Parenthood for all the abortions they've been performing for decades until after they came into the news due to sneakily edited sting films.

It's almost like God's whims are conforming to Pat's goldfishesque memory. If Pat could wrap his head around this, I'm sure he'd be pleased.
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