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17-10-2017, 07:49 AM
Penis Mushrooms (aka the Devil's Dipstick)
This is the time of year we acquire a yard full of penises, which my family thinks is pretty damn funny.

It is pretty funny, except they smell like death.

Stinkhorn Mushrooms:

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17-10-2017, 08:14 AM
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I'm wondering how xtians explain away this as part of God's creation Laugh out load

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17-10-2017, 08:18 AM
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Laugh out load

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17-10-2017, 08:28 AM
RE: Penis Mushrooms (aka the Devil's Dipstick)
Hahaha. It would be super funny to grow that mushroom right next to THIS plant.

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17-10-2017, 08:29 AM
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Orchids come in many peopley shapes:

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17-10-2017, 08:41 AM
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I think nature is pretty much the coolest and closest thing we have to a 'miracle'

There is also a flower called a clitoria. Smile

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17-10-2017, 09:16 AM
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17-10-2017, 09:25 AM
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Now that's some wood!

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17-10-2017, 09:29 AM
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Many, many moons ago when I was a very, very little boy.....

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17-10-2017, 09:41 AM
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