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21-12-2015, 02:30 AM
RE: People that think they're funny but really aren't.
When a customer pays at the dentist's they will often say "...and now for the painful part."
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21-12-2015, 02:09 PM
RE: People that think they're funny but really aren't.
Not quite the same thing, but I don't like it when the doctor comes into the exam room, asks me how I'm doing then charges me for the answer.
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21-12-2015, 02:55 PM
RE: People that think they're funny but really aren't.
apparently retail workers hate when you say, "Oh, no pricetag. Guess it's free!"

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21-12-2015, 05:06 PM
RE: People that think they're funny but really aren't.
(21-12-2015 02:55 PM)Adrianime Wrote:  apparently retail workers hate when you say, "Oh, no pricetag. Guess it's free!"

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No no that's not what people do. People go "Oh, no pricetag. Guess it's free!"
And than they:

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While you stand there like:

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When I pumped gas I was always asked either 1) do I get a discount of petrol because that would be oh so totally cool. Because you know, working a shit ass job for the sole purpose of saving $10 on petrol once a week is totally worth it...
2) Can I, a lowly clerk, give them a discount. 3) Why the fuck is the price of petrol so high. Because you know, I as a lowly 19 year old gas clerk am the sole world manipulator of gas prices...
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21-12-2015, 05:09 PM
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(21-12-2015 05:06 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  2) Can I, a lowly clerk, give them a discount. 3) Why the fuck is the price of petrol so high. Because you know, I as a lowly 19 year old gas clerk am the sole world manipulator of gas prices...

They probably sensed your destiny of world domination even then.
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21-12-2015, 05:19 PM
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(21-12-2015 05:09 PM)unfogged Wrote:  
(21-12-2015 05:06 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  2) Can I, a lowly clerk, give them a discount. 3) Why the fuck is the price of petrol so high. Because you know, I as a lowly 19 year old gas clerk am the sole world manipulator of gas prices...

They probably sensed your destiny of world domination even then.
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While this is true, I do give off a strong world conquering aura, I'm still the rat in the cage surrounded by retards at this point so I can't really do fuck all to effect gas prices. Hell, I don't even buy gas any more since my motorized bike got the stolen.
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21-12-2015, 05:27 PM
RE: People that think they're funny but really aren't.
Attention Girly: Grounding needed in the ranting isle. Big Grin
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21-12-2015, 09:37 PM
RE: People that think they're funny but really aren't.
When in hotel, don't lock your self out... naked... Its not funny Laugh out load

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21-12-2015, 09:50 PM
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(21-12-2015 09:37 PM)izel Wrote:  When in hotel, don't lock your self out... naked... Its not funny Laugh out load

Blush I will not do that again, either.
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23-12-2015, 08:30 AM
RE: People that think they're funny but really aren't.
(21-12-2015 09:50 PM)Fireball Wrote:  
(21-12-2015 09:37 PM)izel Wrote:  When in hotel, don't lock your self out... naked... Its not funny Laugh out load

Blush I will not do that again, either.

Or do so while getting black-out drunk and passing out in the fucking elevator at 3AM.

Yes, that has happened at the hotel I work at. No, we don't have a bar or restaurant on premises. Yes, that means they really had to try to fail so fucking hard. Dodgy

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