People who need to fuck off and die. A mini series by Muffs. S01E02
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15-02-2017, 08:55 PM
RE: People who need to fuck off and die. A mini series by Muffs. S01E02
(15-02-2017 06:12 PM)Paleophyte Wrote:  
(15-02-2017 04:40 PM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  People who get on the elevator on the top floor and ask if you're going down.
People who get on the elevator when you're in the basement and ask if you're going up.

These are the fun people in life! You simply give them a deadpan "Nope." and watch the ensuing bafflement.

It's like when I shave off my five pound beard and people ask me, "Hey! Did you shave?"

"Nope."

Exactly. People ask me if I got a haircut, I reply, "Nope. It grew shorter."
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15-02-2017, 09:04 PM
RE: People who need to fuck off and die. A mini series by Muffs. S01E02
Right now in practically everywhere Canada...

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Fuck these guys.

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15-02-2017, 09:31 PM
People who need to fuck off and die. A mini series by Muffs. S01E02
(15-02-2017 08:32 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  1) I'm adorable no matter what I'm wearing.
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I'm sure your mother would agree.
Quote:2) I don't have a security guard outfit, I wear the companies uniform like everyone else.
If you don't know the difference between companies and company's then fuck off you little bugger.
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15-02-2017, 10:45 PM
RE: People who need to fuck off and die. A mini series by Muffs. S01E02
(15-02-2017 02:41 PM)SYZ Wrote:  
(14-02-2017 05:47 PM)Grasshopper Wrote:  I very nearly rear-ended someone once who stopped on the onramp because they were afraid to merge. I was busy looking to my left so I could merge smoothly, and was very fortunate to glance back ahead of me in time to avoid the rear-ender.

This +1000 Weeping

Been there, well not exactly, it was one of those glorified arcing yield lanes at a stop light intersection. Dude in front of me sped up to go, so I hit the accelerator and looked over my shoulder to see traffic and saw the oncoming, glanced back just too late to stop in time to see that he had hit the brakes.

Bad thing is that he was towing a boat. Probably wouldn't have caused any damage to either of us if it was bumper to bumper, but the prop was just high enough to slice a gash in my grill. No damage to the boat, lucky enough... I guess. Technically would have been my fault.

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16-02-2017, 05:48 PM
RE: People who need to fuck off and die. A mini series by Muffs. S01E02
(15-02-2017 09:31 PM)KUSA Wrote:  
(15-02-2017 08:32 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  1) I'm adorable no matter what I'm wearing.
and
I'm sure your mother would agree.
Quote:2) I don't have a security guard outfit, I wear the companies uniform like everyone else.
If you don't know the difference between companies and company's then fuck off you little bugger.

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Obviously something crawled up your vagina and died so I'll just let you have fun with that..

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16-02-2017, 06:15 PM
People who need to fuck off and die. A mini series by Muffs. S01E02
(16-02-2017 05:48 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  [Image: riiight.jpg]

Obviously something crawled up your vagina and died so I'll just let you have fun with that..

You got it all wrong. This thread is about people that need to fuck off so please do so.

Anyway you need to take that dreadful negative rep away that you inflicted on me. It wasn't fair.
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16-02-2017, 06:19 PM
RE: People who need to fuck off and die. A mini series by Muffs. S01E02
(16-02-2017 06:15 PM)KUSA Wrote:  
(16-02-2017 05:48 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  [Image: riiight.jpg]

Obviously something crawled up your vagina and died so I'll just let you have fun with that..

You got it all wrong. This thread is about people that need to fuck off so please do so.

Anyway you need to take that dreadful negative rep away that you inflicted on me. It wasn't fair.

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16-02-2017, 06:41 PM
People who need to fuck off and die. A mini series by Muffs. S01E02
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17-02-2017, 11:45 AM
RE: People who need to fuck off and die. A mini series by Muffs. S01E02
People who fart in elevators, and then look pointedly at everyone else.

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17-02-2017, 12:51 PM
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lol, Muffs uses negreps?
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