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12-06-2013, 04:36 PM
RE: Perfect mate thread.
My perfect 'mate' would have to understand me. Not just think they understand, but actually understand me. That is difficult, because I never know what to tell someone, and they never know what to ask, so creating that understanding seems nigh impossible. Quite simply, I am a difficult to have a relationship with due to my personality and anxiety issues. I don't value traditional relationships or the idea of being someone's 'partner' though, so it doesn't bother me. I'd settle for being 'just friends' I think... as long as brothels are legalized.

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12-06-2013, 04:46 PM
RE: Perfect mate thread.
(12-06-2013 01:46 PM)MrAttacus Wrote:  Its an interesting observation that the majority of responses on this thread are from males... Big Grin

But anyway, if I had to think of a mate that would be, by definition, "perfect", they would have to be...hmm...Consider

...this fictional character: Heart

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Belldandy; because she's LITERALLY a 1st Class Goddess. Angel

What could be a better relationship than being protected by, and dependant on, a perfect woman with god powers? None of these "angel in the kitchen sex slave" fantasies I've been seeing earlier in this thread. Tongue

(Yeah I'm a fan of anime and have no life, deal with it Big Grin )

I love anime too, no judgement from me, bro.

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12-06-2013, 04:48 PM
RE: Perfect mate thread.
(12-06-2013 03:54 PM)Peanut Wrote:  Peanut's "Perfect Mate" must have a good combination of the following qualities but nobody is "perfect," so they need not feel they must possess EVERY quality Tongue

1) Is an Atheist

2) Someone who makes me laugh no matter what. (I know; It's such a "chick" answer... But it is also an "Ashley answer.")

3) Is Handsome

4) Wants children

5) Accepts the fact that my son is my "number one man" and nobody will ever come between my Bubbie and I. They should be able to get along with this child as well.

6) Likes to have intelligent conversations as well as pointless, random ones.

7) Accepts me for who I am

8) Is trustworthy and also trusts me.

9) Is honest with me no matter what.

10) Is a freak in the bedroom Drinking Beverage


BONUS: They tell wonderful stories
Heart

That number 10. Would dressing up as a clown in the bedroom for no random reason constitute as being a freak in there.

If so, I'm a keeper!

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12-06-2013, 05:04 PM (This post was last modified: 12-06-2013 05:29 PM by TheGulegon.)
RE: Perfect mate thread.
(12-06-2013 03:54 PM)Peanut Wrote:  Peanut's "Perfect Mate" must have a good combination of the following qualities but nobody is "perfect," so they need not feel they must possess EVERY quality Tongue

1) Is an Atheist

2) Someone who makes me laugh no matter what. (I know; It's such a "chick" answer... But it is also an "Ashley answer.")

3) Is Handsome

4) Wants children

5) Accepts the fact that my son is my "number one man" and nobody will ever come between my Bubbie and I. They should be able to get along with this child as well.

6) Likes to have intelligent conversations as well as pointless, random ones.

7) Accepts me for who I am

8) Is trustworthy and also trusts me.

9) Is honest with me no matter what.

10) Is a freak in the bedroom Drinking Beverage


BONUS: They tell wonderful stories
Heart

#3 durn Big Grin
but what I lack in looks I make up for in sheer tenacity Tongue

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12-06-2013, 05:17 PM
RE: Perfect mate thread.
(12-06-2013 03:54 PM)Peanut Wrote:  3) Is Handsome

4) Wants children

Well. Shit.



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12-06-2013, 06:00 PM (This post was last modified: 12-06-2013 06:17 PM by ELK12695.)
RE: Perfect mate thread.
(12-06-2013 12:09 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  My perfect mate is a ginger

Bummer

(12-06-2013 12:09 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  musician

Check:
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(extra points if you know who the guy behind the drumkit is)
(12-06-2013 12:09 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  and he must have beautiful facial hair

Working on it. Doesn't seem to grow very fast sadly

Sadly, there's another issue:
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12-06-2013, 07:07 PM
RE: Perfect mate thread.
(12-06-2013 06:00 PM)ELK12695 Wrote:  
(12-06-2013 12:09 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  My perfect mate is a ginger

Bummer

I still luv you. Blush
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12-06-2013, 09:52 PM
RE: Perfect mate thread.
(12-06-2013 12:09 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  My perfect mate is a ginger, musician, and he must have beautiful facial hair. Alex Clare is my dreamboat, lord.

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Not too many people are hot for gingers. I like em a lot. Just not with the twigs and berries. Or the facial hair.

And I don't care if she can't sing.... I have a radio. Smile

Lucky for me, I married a redhead who can't sing for shit. But... she can dance. Banana_zorro

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13-06-2013, 02:01 AM (This post was last modified: 13-06-2013 02:06 AM by Adenosis.)
RE: Perfect mate thread.
Someone with a deep desire to understand how the universe ticks, completely honest, and..

Hmm.

Dislikes dancing or simply doesn't mind that I hate dancing, prefers reading a book, watching lectures, or doing experiments (get yours minds out of the gutter) rather than going to the bar or a party (I am an introvert). Is a great cook and enjoys cooking (i hate cooking, and i suck at it).

Possibly brunnette (does that include black hair? Black hair ftw). I've never dated a blonde, people tend to look better with dark hair imo, not that i'd never date a blonde.

Idk, that's all i can think of.

Edit: oh how silly of me, is an Atheist, durr.

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13-06-2013, 03:29 AM
RE: Perfect mate thread.
- Rich as hell.
- Leaves me the fuck alone.
- Is a master chef.
- My personal slave.

Naturally, I anticipate I will die alone. Big Grin

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