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07-09-2012, 09:40 AM
RE: Perfect mate thread.
(07-09-2012 02:04 AM)Smooshmonster Wrote:  Isn't it odd that we're having this conversation to begin with? You know, only 5% of mammals mate for life, and that doesn't include our closest cousins. And yet it's perfectly normal for us to feel compelled to find "the one". It is doubtful that we are a biologically monogamous species.

So, uh...are you free this weekend, cuz I was just thinking...Consider

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07-09-2012, 09:58 AM
RE: Perfect mate thread.
The perfect mate: Someone who is caring. Someone who will be willing to listen to me, when I need them most. Someone to hold me when I'm afraid or upset. Someone who won't pressure me into situations that I don't feel comfortable with. Someone who will fuck me like its the first time and the last. Someone who justs want me... for me.
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07-09-2012, 10:01 AM
RE: Perfect mate thread.
(07-09-2012 09:58 AM)xLegendofLink096x Wrote:  The perfect mate: Someone who is caring. Someone who will be willing to listen to me, when I need them most. Someone to hold me when I'm afraid or upset. Someone who won't pressure me into situations that I don't feel comfortable with. Someone who will fuck me like its the first time and the last. Someone who justs want me... for me.

Boys, please! Form an orderly queue.

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07-09-2012, 10:22 AM
RE: Perfect mate thread.
(07-09-2012 10:01 AM)DLJ Wrote:  
(07-09-2012 09:58 AM)xLegendofLink096x Wrote:  The perfect mate: Someone who is caring. Someone who will be willing to listen to me, when I need them most. Someone to hold me when I'm afraid or upset. Someone who won't pressure me into situations that I don't feel comfortable with. Someone who will fuck me like its the first time and the last. Someone who justs want me... for me.

Boys, please! Form an orderly queue.

Find me some takers? Smile
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07-09-2012, 11:09 AM
RE: Perfect mate thread.
(07-09-2012 10:22 AM)xLegendofLink096x Wrote:  
(07-09-2012 10:01 AM)DLJ Wrote:  Boys, please! Form an orderly queue.

Find me some takers? Smile

Nope. You said you wanted "givers".

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07-09-2012, 11:16 AM
RE: Perfect mate thread.
(07-09-2012 11:09 AM)DLJ Wrote:  
(07-09-2012 10:22 AM)xLegendofLink096x Wrote:  Find me some takers? Smile

Nope. You said you wanted "givers".

Hell, that's even better. Wink
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07-09-2012, 01:57 PM
RE: Perfect mate thread.
(07-09-2012 11:16 AM)xLegendofLink096x Wrote:  
(07-09-2012 11:09 AM)DLJ Wrote:  Nope. You said you wanted "givers".

Hell, that's even better. Wink

Hey, I can do give AND take. Smile
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09-09-2012, 01:18 AM
RE: Perfect mate thread.
Bump?

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11-09-2012, 01:36 AM (This post was last modified: 11-09-2012 01:44 AM by Filox.)
RE: Perfect mate thread.
OK, since I actually met a few girls with these characteristics, I can say that I am not unrealistic here.

I would really prefer my future wife to: smoke weed with me, play DnD, play computer games. Do you have any idea how impossible is to find a women that smokes weed and plays DnD? That's a fucking jack-pot.

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If she can drive a car normally... That's it. Oh, and I prefer skinny girls, but this is a less important feature.

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12-09-2012, 02:08 AM
RE: Perfect mate thread.
I thought I had found the one. Turns out I was wrong lol
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