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12-09-2012, 10:03 AM
RE: Perfect mate thread.
(12-09-2012 09:47 AM)Stark Raving Wrote:  I do all the cooking in our house. I clean as I go, so don't leave much of a mess, but other than that, I don't really do any cleaning. I feed the family, my wife does the cleaning. (mostly)

We both prefer it that way, since Mrs. Raving hates to cook. She is the perfect partner for me.

I wanted to say: same, same, but then I got the following error:

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that's a lot of seconds! Did I get temporarily banned for something?

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12-09-2012, 10:42 AM
RE: Perfect mate thread.
(12-09-2012 09:44 AM)frankiej Wrote:  Hmm, you didn't seem put off by the lack of vagina, so why would that bother you? Tongue

Surgery can solve that. I can't have a 'cleaning gene' surgically inserted into your DNA.

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12-09-2012, 11:45 AM
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(12-09-2012 07:47 AM)frankiej Wrote:  Someone who will let me do all the cooking... I ain't letting anyone near my kitchen!

Baby, please.

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12-09-2012, 02:15 PM
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(12-09-2012 11:45 AM)xLegendofLink096x Wrote:  
(12-09-2012 07:47 AM)frankiej Wrote:  Someone who will let me do all the cooking... I ain't letting anyone near my kitchen!

Baby, please.

I want somebody who will do the cooking for me, I can't cook for shit.

Frankie, if you and me were both gay, we would totally be perfect for eachother.

But, I love women to much.

I need somebody to cook for me, I don't want to order in everyday.

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12-09-2012, 02:18 PM (This post was last modified: 12-09-2012 02:22 PM by Atothetheist.)
RE: Perfect mate thread.
(12-09-2012 07:24 AM)Ferdinand Wrote:  Someone that shares my taste in music. We can sit around in our underwear, play xbox, eat chinese food and do some pretty epic shit. Banana_zorro

In your underwear, eh?

Truth be told, I only wear boxers in the house, I hate wearing too much clothes.

Although I love to wear suits, like with ties.

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12-09-2012, 02:18 PM
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(12-09-2012 02:15 PM)Atothetheist Wrote:  
(12-09-2012 11:45 AM)xLegendofLink096x Wrote:  Baby, please.

I want somebody who will do the cooking for me, I can't cook for shit.

Frankie, if you and me were both gay, we would totally be perfect for eachother.

But, I love women to much.

I need somebody to cook for me, I don't want to order in everyday.

Pick up a cookbook; it ain't rocket surgery. Consider

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12-09-2012, 02:18 PM
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(12-09-2012 02:15 PM)Atothetheist Wrote:  Frankie, if you and me were both gay, we would totally be perfect for eachother.

Man, if I had a penny for every time I have heard that... Angel

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12-09-2012, 02:21 PM
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(12-09-2012 02:18 PM)Chas Wrote:  
(12-09-2012 02:15 PM)Atothetheist Wrote:  I want somebody who will do the cooking for me, I can't cook for shit.

Frankie, if you and me were both gay, we would totally be perfect for eachother.

But, I love women to much.

I need somebody to cook for me, I don't want to order in everyday.

Pick up a cookbook; it ain't rocket surgery. Consider

Undecided rocket surgery is easier, at least the rockets are whining on how bad my cooking is.

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12-09-2012, 02:22 PM
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(12-09-2012 02:18 PM)frankiej Wrote:  
(12-09-2012 02:15 PM)Atothetheist Wrote:  Frankie, if you and me were both gay, we would totally be perfect for eachother.

Man, if I had a penny for every time I have heard that... Angel

You'd still be broke.Evil_monster

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06-06-2013, 06:04 PM
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(05-09-2012 07:44 PM)Atothetheist Wrote:  Mine is a smart, older Brunette women who has a drive for sucsess, but is very devoted to the family. Preferably atheist.

Sooooooo.....

You mean me? Wink
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