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03-11-2013, 04:38 PM
Phallic-Shaped Church To Get Fig Leaf
Officials from the Christian Science Church in Dixon, Illinois are upset after a satellite image from Google Maps began to go viral, showing their new church had a rather unusual shape.

Originally designed around an old oak tree, the design has provided a lot of laughs amongst online communities. But, no more! Representatives say they intend to give the building a "fig leaf" as soon as possible:

The Church recently moved into their new premises, but failed to notice the phallic design until one resident looked at the building from an aerial position using Google Earth and posted a screen grab online.

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Established in 1903, Christian Science teaches "love, growth and spiritual healing" based on teachings from the bible and the writings of founder Mary Baker Eddy. The phallus shaped church also has the slogan "rising up" as its motto.

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2013/10/31...tail=email

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03-11-2013, 04:53 PM
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Soon they'll cut of the tip 'cause that's what gawd says to do in the bibal.

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03-11-2013, 04:56 PM
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Looks trimmed already to me. I'm sure the contractors went over budget so the had to "cut" costs somewhere. Laughat

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03-11-2013, 05:15 PM
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Come on! The architects had to have been like "uhhhh guys.... Are you sure about this?" Lol!
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03-11-2013, 05:32 PM
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You guys just have dirty minds. Laughat
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03-11-2013, 05:41 PM
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Easter service must be great... when they talk about the res-erection.

The real problem is that their neighbor is an asshole.

They should rename it St. Peter's.

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03-11-2013, 05:45 PM
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Hypothetical question:

If a part of the church is crushed (with a wrecking ball or something to clear it away for a new church), is the crushed piece allowed into enter other churches?

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03-11-2013, 08:05 PM
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(03-11-2013 05:45 PM)Free Thought Wrote:  Hypothetical question:

If a part of the church is crushed (with a wrecking ball or something to clear it away for a new church), is the crushed piece allowed into enter other churches?

I think it can enter other churches provided they look like this:

[Image: china-stadium-vagina.jpg]

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06-11-2013, 05:40 AM
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LMAO Exclamation
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06-11-2013, 06:34 AM
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so if the gutters start leaking Jiz, will there be pilgrimages.

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