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14-02-2017, 12:23 PM
RE: Phrases you should never Google
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14-02-2017, 01:16 PM (This post was last modified: 14-02-2017 02:34 PM by SYZ.)
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WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGE. DO NOT VIEW IF OFFENDED BY PORNOGRAPHY.


Image removed for nudity/pornography.

[EDIT] LOL... my image link was removed by the moderators despite my warning, but they allow "2 girls 1 cup"? Seriously?

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14-02-2017, 01:23 PM
Phrases you should never Google
Y'all have given me a lot of ideas.
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14-02-2017, 01:29 PM
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14-02-2017, 02:11 PM
Phrases you should never Google
Never look up pee hole sounding.
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14-02-2017, 02:37 PM
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(14-02-2017 01:16 PM)SYZ Wrote:  WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGE. DO NOT VIEW IF OFFENDED BY PORNOGRAPHY.


Image removed for nudity/pornography.

[EDIT] LOL... my image link was removed by the moderators despite my warning, but they allow "2 girls 1 cup"? Seriously?

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If someone actually posted the video then it would be removed, rules clearly state no pornography is allowed. Saying "2 girls 1 cup" isn't pornography.

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14-02-2017, 02:59 PM
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(14-02-2017 01:16 PM)SYZ Wrote:  WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGE. DO NOT VIEW IF OFFENDED BY PORNOGRAPHY.


Image removed for nudity/pornography.

[EDIT] LOL... my image link was removed by the moderators despite my warning, but they allow "2 girls 1 cup"? Seriously?

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I sent you a link to Rule #3 after I removed the picture. I don't understand why you're confused by it, it's very clearly laid out.
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14-02-2017, 03:20 PM
RE: Phrases you should never Google
(14-02-2017 12:17 PM)Vera Wrote:  
(14-02-2017 10:03 AM)dancefortwo Wrote:  Our fellow forum member, Vera, told me never, ever google this:

cum bucket

I did anyway.

Cum gutter, my friend, cum gutter! Gasp

Get you mind out of the bucket Big Grin

(I, on the other hand am absolutely not going to google it. Nuh-uh, nope, нет!)

(Apparently, the gutter thingy is also called iliac fold. First time I saw it, I read it as lilac fold. "That's rather poetic", I thought to myself. "Can't be right", I thought to myself. And it wasn't. Yes )

No wonder!!! Holy shit! Laugh out load

OMG, I still need eye bleach from that google search.

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Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
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14-02-2017, 03:31 PM
RE: Phrases you should never Google
(14-02-2017 12:17 PM)Vera Wrote:  
(14-02-2017 10:03 AM)dancefortwo Wrote:  Our fellow forum member, Vera, told me never, ever google this:

cum bucket

I did anyway.

Cum gutter, my friend, cum gutter! Gasp

Get you mind out of the bucket Big Grin

(I, on the other hand am absolutely not going to google it. Nuh-uh, nope, нет!)

(Apparently, the gutter thingy is also called iliac fold. First time I saw it, I read it as lilac fold. "That's rather poetic", I thought to myself. "Can't be right", I thought to myself. And it wasn't. Yes )

I googled both those things. iliac fold is this:

[Image: suprailiac3.JPG]

That's not so bad.

And so far as I can tell Lilac fold is this: The folded ears of this kitty. Sooooo cute!

[Image: scottish-fold-251277.jpg]

Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors.... on Donald J. Trump:

He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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14-02-2017, 04:18 PM
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I might’ve misremembered a bit (I hear lilac and tend to forget about everything else. I love lilac so, so much). The phrase is, apparently, iliac furrow. Slightly different, but not that much…

It’s just the grooves some men of the more muscular variety have. Also, apparently, called Apollo’s belt (and they have the gall to call *us* vain. Apollo’s belt forsooth!). Plus, it’s more like Apollo’s suspenders, really Big Grin (Can’t exactly see what the big deal is (when too pronounced it’s even on ugly side), but I’ve never been into big muscles anyway… Rolleyes )

Oh, but speaking of folds, I now have the perfect excuse to return to my vomit something else I’d forgotten about – posting pictures of these lovely lovelies Heart

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