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07-05-2014, 10:16 AM (This post was last modified: 07-05-2014 10:27 AM by Alex_Leonardo.)
Thumbs Up Phuck the English language.
PHUCK THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE AND ALL OF IT'S STUPID RULES!
PHUCK THE METAPHORS. PHUCK THE PRONOUNS! PHUCK THE ARBITRARY ILLOGICAL RULES! (I'M NOT SAYING FUCK SO I CAN JUST MAKE FUN OF IT.) PHUCK SPELLING, PHUCK IT ALL!
Also, yes, I know.
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07-05-2014, 10:39 AM
RE: Phuck the English language.
Wait, you mean there are rules in the English language? Consider

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07-05-2014, 10:41 AM
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(07-05-2014 10:39 AM)undergroundp Wrote:  Wait, you mean there are rules in the English language? Consider

Only so we can have exceptions to them Thumbsup

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07-05-2014, 10:41 AM
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No, you go fuck yourself. Angry

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07-05-2014, 11:24 AM
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This.

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07-05-2014, 11:35 AM
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(07-05-2014 10:16 AM)Alex_Leonardo Wrote:  PHUCK THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE AND ALL OF IT'S STUPID RULES!
PHUCK THE METAPHORS. PHUCK THE PRONOUNS! PHUCK THE ARBITRARY ILLOGICAL RULES! (I'M NOT SAYING FUCK SO I CAN JUST MAKE FUN OF IT.) PHUCK SPELLING, PHUCK IT ALL!
Also, yes, I know.
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It's 'phouque'.
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07-05-2014, 11:41 AM
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(07-05-2014 11:35 AM)Chas Wrote:  
(07-05-2014 10:16 AM)Alex_Leonardo Wrote:  PHUCK THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE AND ALL OF IT'S STUPID RULES!
PHUCK THE METAPHORS. PHUCK THE PRONOUNS! PHUCK THE ARBITRARY ILLOGICAL RULES! (I'M NOT SAYING FUCK SO I CAN JUST MAKE FUN OF IT.) PHUCK SPELLING, PHUCK IT ALL!
Also, yes, I know.
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It's 'phouque'.
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07-05-2014, 08:27 PM
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07-05-2014, 08:34 PM
RE: Phuck the English language.
If I could be bothered I'd Photoshop a grammar nazi symbol onto a Buddha monk with their original nazi symbol (replacing the peace symbol thing for the grammar nazi symbol) and make some reference to Buddhism and how we should all just get along no matter our level of grammar capabilities.

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07-05-2014, 09:11 PM
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English lacks grammatical case and gender beyond some pronouns and possessives, has dropped most verbal inflection, and an uses orthography which settled long before modern pronunciation. And yet, it has has one of the most complicated tense-conjugation systems going, and an incomparably rich vocabulary.

S'just different. That's all.

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