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27-03-2014, 02:51 PM
RE: Pick-up lines and advice on how to talk to girls,
(27-03-2014 02:39 PM)ThePaleolithicFreethinker Wrote:  
(27-03-2014 02:31 PM)Blackhand293 Wrote:  As your gay acquaintance my advice is pretty much what the rest have said, talk to them not attempt to jump their bones, listen to what they are saying and respond intelligently to that, and they will eventually be all over you.

if you have a tongue capable of licking your nose that is also a plus Tongue

Never thought that I would get advice on how to get girls from a gay man, but thanks for the tip.

Dude, LISTEN to him. I love my gay friends even more for the woman advice they've given me.

Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up.

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27-03-2014, 02:52 PM
RE: Pick-up lines and advice on how to talk to girls,
(27-03-2014 02:48 PM)Full Circle Wrote:  If you really want to see how it's done pull up a few SNL skits with Steve Martin and Dan Akroyd as The Festrunk brothers (Two Wild and Crazy Guys!) You'll be the hit of the party guaranteed! Angel

Oh for fucks sake NO !!! Laugh out load

Unless ya got a ton of money... then maybe. Consider

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27-03-2014, 02:59 PM
RE: Pick-up lines and advice on how to talk to girls,
(27-03-2014 02:52 PM)War Horse Wrote:  
(27-03-2014 02:48 PM)Full Circle Wrote:  If you really want to see how it's done pull up a few SNL skits with Steve Martin and Dan Akroyd as The Festrunk brothers (Two Wild and Crazy Guys!) You'll be the hit of the party guaranteed! Angel

Oh for fucks sake NO !!! Laugh out load

Unless ya got a ton of money... then maybe. Consider

Being rich is cheating, though. And usually only attracts the type of girls that are, well, attracted to your money not you.

Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up.

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27-03-2014, 03:00 PM
RE: Pick-up lines and advice on how to talk to girls,
(27-03-2014 02:59 PM)itsnotmeitsyou Wrote:  
(27-03-2014 02:52 PM)War Horse Wrote:  Oh for fucks sake NO !!! Laugh out load

Unless ya got a ton of money... then maybe. Consider

Being rich is cheating, though. And usually only attracts the type of girls that are, well, attracted to your money not you.

So I am guessing having muscles doesn't work either huh?

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27-03-2014, 03:02 PM
RE: Pick-up lines and advice on how to talk to girls,
(27-03-2014 03:00 PM)ThePaleolithicFreethinker Wrote:  
(27-03-2014 02:59 PM)itsnotmeitsyou Wrote:  Being rich is cheating, though. And usually only attracts the type of girls that are, well, attracted to your money not you.

So I am guessing having muscles doesn't work either huh?

It helps, but depends. If you have to rely on them then it's the same as money.

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27-03-2014, 03:03 PM
RE: Pick-up lines and advice on how to talk to girls,
If this guy...

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..is giving you a lift to this party in his delorean, I wouldn't bother going Drinking Beverage

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27-03-2014, 03:05 PM
RE: Pick-up lines and advice on how to talk to girls,
Muscles are a plus, not a must.Come across as confident and intelligent, interested in more than just a romp you'll do fine. though I must say an nice body never hurts.

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27-03-2014, 03:08 PM
RE: Pick-up lines and advice on how to talk to girls,
Be confident in who you are as a person then the rest will follow!

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27-03-2014, 03:14 PM
RE: Pick-up lines and advice on how to talk to girls,
(27-03-2014 03:03 PM)bemore Wrote:  If this guy...

[Image: Christopher+Lloyd+Back+To+The+Future.PNG]

..is giving you a lift to this party in his delorean, I wouldn't bother going Drinking Beverage

I know he doesn't want me to have those white bitches.




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27-03-2014, 03:33 PM
RE: Pick-up lines and advice on how to talk to girls,
(27-03-2014 03:14 PM)ThePaleolithicFreethinker Wrote:  
(27-03-2014 03:03 PM)bemore Wrote:  If this guy...

[Image: Christopher+Lloyd+Back+To+The+Future.PNG]

..is giving you a lift to this party in his delorean, I wouldn't bother going Drinking Beverage

I know he doesn't want me to have those white bitches.




Everyone looks the same in the dark. Evil_monster

Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up.

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