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27-03-2014, 06:07 PM
RE: Pick-up lines and advice on how to talk to girls,
(27-03-2014 06:03 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  
(27-03-2014 05:09 PM)ThePaleolithicFreethinker Wrote:  Well it is more then that Girly. Sure sex is a wonderful thing, but it means nothing if you can't share a relationship with her. The female you stay with might just be your best friend for the rest of your life. Fighting hardships at every turn, and making sure that you guys are okay. I hope that when both of us get hungry we share food. So it is not that I am looking for quick sex I am looking for a mate. Sorry for the tangent but there will be food and I will eat.

You're talking to a Girly/Manly duo who've been monogamous our entire sexual lives. Over 30 years now. "You gonna eat that?" is the first thing I said to her. Blind dumb luck for the motherfucking win. ... That's all I got for you.

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27-03-2014, 06:22 PM
RE: Pick-up lines and advice on how to talk to girls,
When I was a kid I asked a girl if she wanted to go for a pizza and a fuck. When she got upset I asked "what, you don't like pizza?"
I don't know if that was mine or if I heard it somewhere. But that doesn't matter. My friends thought it was great but I didn't get anywhere with her.... So yeah, maybe that's not a good idea.
I asked another girl if she liked to lay on her stomach at night. When she said yes I asked if I could try. That one worked but she was kinda slutty.
But honestly that shit is pretty juvenile.
Pick up lines are usually pretty weak unless you come off funny and you're not coming on too strong.
Just walk up to her and say hi. Let it flow from there.
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27-03-2014, 07:20 PM
RE: Pick-up lines and advice on how to talk to girls,
(27-03-2014 05:09 PM)ThePaleolithicFreethinker Wrote:  Well it is more then that Girly. Sure sex is a wonderful thing, but it means nothing if you can't share a relationship with her. The female you stay with might just be your best friend for the rest of your life. Fighting hardships at every turn, and making sure that you guys are okay. I hope that when both of us get hungry we share food. So it is not that I am looking for quick sex I am looking for a mate. Sorry for the tangent but there will be food and I will eat.

That right there...that is the winning "pickup line".

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27-03-2014, 07:42 PM
RE: Pick-up lines and advice on how to talk to girls,
Stop. NOOOOOOOO pick up lines. Angry

Just be yourself. If you have to use lines to pick up chicks, you're doin it wrong.

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27-03-2014, 07:45 PM
RE: Pick-up lines and advice on how to talk to girls,
Girl, your legs are looking tired... Would you like to take a seat on my face? Shy
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27-03-2014, 07:46 PM
RE: Pick-up lines and advice on how to talk to girls,
It's not about pick-up lines. It's about charm.

You either have it or you don't. Wink

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27-03-2014, 09:57 PM
RE: Pick-up lines and advice on how to talk to girls,
Girls reeeeeally don't wanna hear pick up lines. It's really cringey, and it embarrasses us.

However, every one of us thinks differently, so maybe there are girls who like that sort of thing. I know that when I was dating, I appreciated a relaxed sense of humor. I didn't mind guys approaching me, unless they were being creepy. You gotta just be friendly, be funny, be yourself.

Ummm and you'll know if a girl isn't interested, hopefully. That's the time to just leave it there.

If she's nice, she'll give you the time of day regardless of what you look like. Not all of us are as shallow as we're made out to be! Smile

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27-03-2014, 11:18 PM
RE: Pick-up lines and advice on how to talk to girls,
If a girl actually falls for a pickup line, she's probably not worth the effort.

Be yourself, and if you're sufficiently charming and intelligent (but don't be a know-it-all, they're kill joys at parties), then hopefully those who find that attractive will show interest.

And if nobody bites, then nobody bites. That's what they invented internet porn for. Thumbsup

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28-03-2014, 01:42 AM
RE: Pick-up lines and advice on how to talk to girls,
Talk to a girl. Or two if you can manage. It's really not that different than talking to other human beings, they respond similarly. Conversation with fake people will end quickly, if you aren't trying too hard. Conversation with real people will extend without effort, you just have to remember to not be the fake person in the conversation.

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28-03-2014, 07:44 AM
RE: Pick-up lines and advice on how to talk to girls,
(27-03-2014 04:40 PM)ThePaleolithicFreethinker Wrote:  
(27-03-2014 04:39 PM)Hobbitgirl Wrote:  Honestly. Most girls who respond to lines arent really the kind of girls you wanna go for. Tongue But Hey! If you're just looking for some err...in and out? Go with Vousers dead penis line. Wink

Looking for a really long relationship.

Just saying, but, your first couple relationships won't work out. You generally don't know what you do/don't like in a woman. It's all part of the dating experience to figure that out. If you go into a relationship expecting anything else, you may come across as clingy to some chicks. Just a heads up. Don't over think stuff, just let it happen.

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