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08-06-2015, 04:28 AM (This post was last modified: 08-06-2015 04:31 AM by Nurse.)
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I'll admit it, I'm bored. I got placed on call tonight, it's 5 am, and I've had absolutely not a damn thing to do. So. Let's have some fun, shall we?


Did you know kissing burns 6.4 calories per minute? There's another exercise that burns even more - it gets you all hot, sweaty, and breathing heavy. Wanna go for a run sometime?

My ideal body weight is yours on mine.

If your clothes were in my PhotoBucket, I'd select them all and press delete.

I'm a bit lost. How 'bout you take me home with you.

Something must be wrong with my eyes - I can't keep them off of you.

You must be a camera - I can't help but smile every time I look at you.




Alright, lovelies - your turn! Give me your best, your worst, cheesiest, or dirtiest pick up lines.

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08-06-2015, 04:41 AM
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My heart problem has progressed to critical condition. The doctor says I have two options left: either ICU or U C Me.

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08-06-2015, 04:46 AM
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The only "pick up lines" I hear these days involve socks and underwear.........

As in ''Pick up your fucking socks"....

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08-06-2015, 04:55 AM
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(08-06-2015 04:28 AM)Nurse Wrote:  I'll admit it, I'm bored. I got placed on call tonight, it's 5 am, and I've had absolutely not a damn thing to do. So. Let's have some fun, shall we?


Did you know kissing burns 6.4 calories per minute? There's another exercise that burns even more - it gets you all hot, sweaty, and breathing heavy. Wanna go for a run sometime?

My ideal body weight is yours on mine.

If your clothes were in my PhotoBucket, I'd select them all and press delete.

I'm a bit lost. How 'bout you take me home with you.

Something must be wrong with my eyes - I can't keep them off of you.

You must be a camera - I can't help but smile every time I look at you.




Alright, lovelies - your turn! Give me your best, your worst, cheesiest, or dirtiest pick up lines.

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08-06-2015, 04:59 AM
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(08-06-2015 04:28 AM)Nurse Wrote:  I'll admit it, I'm bored. I got placed on call tonight, it's 5 am, and I've had absolutely not a damn thing to do. So. Let's have some fun, shall we?


Did you know kissing burns 6.4 calories per minute? There's another exercise that burns even more - it gets you all hot, sweaty, and breathing heavy. Wanna go for a run sometime?

My ideal body weight is yours on mine.

If your clothes were in my PhotoBucket, I'd select them all and press delete.

I'm a bit lost. How 'bout you take me home with you.

Something must be wrong with my eyes - I can't keep them off of you.

You must be a camera - I can't help but smile every time I look at you.




Alright, lovelies - your turn! Give me your best, your worst, cheesiest, or dirtiest pick up lines.

(I am half Norwegian)

Me: Hey baby, you got some Norwegian in you?

Hot nurse: ...um no...

Me: You want some? Evil_monster

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08-06-2015, 05:10 AM
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(08-06-2015 04:59 AM)goodwithoutgod Wrote:  (I am half Norwegian)

Me: Hey baby, you got some Norwegian in you?

Hot nurse: ...um no...

Me: You want some? Evil_monster

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Well played...

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08-06-2015, 06:15 AM
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No i've never used these...come on have you SEEN my picture??? I would get bitch slapped.

I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves!

Wow, your chromosomes have combined perfectly.

You can put a trojan on my hard drive anytime.

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08-06-2015, 06:55 AM
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Here's an old school one:

You must be from Tennessee because you're the only ten I see.

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08-06-2015, 07:39 AM
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Haha, as female I only ever used one line: "Wanna go grab a bite?" Worked every time. Tongue

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08-06-2015, 07:56 AM
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I've never used one. I just make eye contact and let them come to me.


Ok, here are some more:

My lips are chapped, they must be dying without the touch of yours.

The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.

I'm in need of some Vitamin U.

Oh my - stop, drop and roll baby because you are on fire!

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