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09-09-2015, 07:42 AM
RE: Pick up lines - ooooohhh yeh
So... you wanna to come over to my place and watch cat videos on Youtube all night?

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09-09-2015, 07:57 AM
RE: Pick up lines - ooooohhh yeh
(09-09-2015 07:42 AM)cactus Wrote:  So... you wanna to come over to my place and watch cat videos on Youtube all night?

No fucking way.


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09-09-2015, 07:58 AM
RE: Pick up lines - ooooohhh yeh
Let's play Barbie tonight!

I'll be Ken, and you can be the box that I come in...

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09-09-2015, 08:42 AM
RE: Pick up lines - ooooohhh yeh
(09-09-2015 07:13 AM)Free Thought Wrote:  At uni I heard this gem:

"I like my women the way I like my glasses; on my face."

I saw this one on a t-shirt from tshirthell.com:

"I like my women like I like my coffee, ground up and in the freezer" Huh

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09-09-2015, 08:58 AM
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(09-09-2015 07:13 AM)Free Thought Wrote:  At uni I heard this gem:

"I like my women the way I like my glasses; on my face."
did it work?

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09-09-2015, 09:09 AM
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(09-09-2015 08:42 AM)Octapulse Wrote:  
(09-09-2015 07:13 AM)Free Thought Wrote:  At uni I heard this gem:

"I like my women the way I like my glasses; on my face."

I saw this one on a t-shirt from tshirthell.com:

"I like my women like I like my coffee, ground up and in the freezer" Huh

or "...stuffed in a burlap sack and shipped from South America."

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09-09-2015, 09:21 AM
RE: Pick up lines - ooooohhh yeh
I'll borrow from one of my favorite (and in my opinion grossly under-rated) flicks: "My Blue Heaven."

Vinnie: You know it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section.
Shaldeen: Why's that?
Vinnie: Because you could melt all this stuff.
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09-09-2015, 10:01 AM
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(09-09-2015 07:58 AM)Can_of_Beans Wrote:  Let's play Barbie tonight!

I'll be Ken, and you can be the box that I come in...

Let's be honest though, if you're playing Ken, you aren't going to be interested in Barbie's box, but the dreamhouse poolboy.

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09-09-2015, 11:58 AM
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You never close your eyes, anymore, when I kiss...your lips...

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09-09-2015, 12:06 PM
RE: Pick up lines - ooooohhh yeh
*motions for her to move nearer with your index finger*

Hey baby, if I can make you come with just this finger, imagine what I can do with the rest of me.

Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up.

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