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09-09-2015, 12:10 PM
RE: Pick up lines - ooooohhh yeh
I'm short, like 5'4". I get lots of girls who don't want anything to do with me because I'm short.

I've used this line a few times, but only once successfully.


"I may be shorter than normal, but that's only because I'm not laying down." Evil_monster

Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up.

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09-09-2015, 12:50 PM
RE: Pick up lines - ooooohhh yeh
Wanna go back to my place for pizza and kinky sex?

No? What, you don't like pizza?

Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up.

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09-09-2015, 12:56 PM
RE: Pick up lines - ooooohhh yeh
(09-09-2015 12:50 PM)itsnotmeitsyou Wrote:  Wanna go back to my place for pizza and kinky sex?

No? What, you don't like pizza?

Along similar lines...

Boy: Do want to have great sex tonight?
Girl: No Dodgy
Boy: Well then, come on over to my place! Thumbsup

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09-09-2015, 01:11 PM
RE: Pick up lines - ooooohhh yeh
(09-09-2015 12:56 PM)Can_of_Beans Wrote:  
(09-09-2015 12:50 PM)itsnotmeitsyou Wrote:  Wanna go back to my place for pizza and kinky sex?

No? What, you don't like pizza?

Along similar lines...

Boy: Do want to have great sex tonight?
Girl: No Dodgy
Boy: Well then, come on over to my place! Thumbsup

I am not impressed.
LV does not approve

I don't really like going outside.
It's too damn "peopley" out there....
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09-09-2015, 01:13 PM
RE: Pick up lines - ooooohhh yeh
(09-09-2015 01:11 PM)Lightvader Wrote:  
(09-09-2015 12:56 PM)Can_of_Beans Wrote:  Along similar lines...

Boy: Do want to have great sex tonight?
Girl: No Dodgy
Boy: Well then, come on over to my place! Thumbsup

I am not impressed.
LV does not approve

Says the guy with a pony as his avatar. Tongue

What's your pickup line?

Come back to my place and I'll show you that friendship isn't the only thing that's magic.

Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up.

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09-09-2015, 01:16 PM
RE: Pick up lines - ooooohhh yeh
(09-09-2015 01:13 PM)itsnotmeitsyou Wrote:  
(09-09-2015 01:11 PM)Lightvader Wrote:  I am not impressed.
LV does not approve

Says the guy with a pony as his avatar. Tongue

What's your pickup line?

Come back to my place and I'll show you that friendship isn't the only thing that's magic.

Hmm I never use pickup lines.do they even work?

I don't really like going outside.
It's too damn "peopley" out there....
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09-09-2015, 01:20 PM
RE: Pick up lines - ooooohhh yeh
(09-09-2015 01:16 PM)Lightvader Wrote:  
(09-09-2015 01:13 PM)itsnotmeitsyou Wrote:  Says the guy with a pony as his avatar. Tongue

What's your pickup line?

Come back to my place and I'll show you that friendship isn't the only thing that's magic.

Hmm I never use pickup lines.do they even work?

Occasionally, and only if you're really smooth or the person you're after is really easy.

I've seen "nice shoes, wanna fuck" work. But that was a girl who was just looking for a hookup anyway.

In general, no. You'll get slapped a lot if you try.

Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up.

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09-09-2015, 01:22 PM
RE: Pick up lines - ooooohhh yeh
(09-09-2015 01:13 PM)itsnotmeitsyou Wrote:  
(09-09-2015 01:11 PM)Lightvader Wrote:  I am not impressed.
LV does not approve

Says the guy with a pony as his avatar. Tongue

What's your pickup line?

Come back to my place and I'll show you that friendship isn't the only thing that's magic.

You know what they say about unicorns, right? They give great head.

"I feel as though the camera is almost a kind of voyeur in Mr. Beans life, and you just watch this bizarre man going about his life in the way that he wants to."

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09-09-2015, 01:24 PM
RE: Pick up lines - ooooohhh yeh
(09-09-2015 01:22 PM)Can_of_Beans Wrote:  
(09-09-2015 01:13 PM)itsnotmeitsyou Wrote:  Says the guy with a pony as his avatar. Tongue

What's your pickup line?

Come back to my place and I'll show you that friendship isn't the only thing that's magic.

You know what they say about unicorns, right? They give great head.

Well, they are rather horny.

Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up.

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09-09-2015, 01:28 PM
RE: Pick up lines - ooooohhh yeh
(09-09-2015 01:20 PM)itsnotmeitsyou Wrote:  
(09-09-2015 01:16 PM)Lightvader Wrote:  Hmm I never use pickup lines.do they even work?

Occasionally, and only if you're really smooth or the person you're after is really easy.

I've seen "nice shoes, wanna fuck" work. But that was a girl who was just looking for a hookup anyway.

In general, no. You'll get slapped a lot if you try.
See then, no reason to use them. In the rare instances I went to a club(don't have many friends and I will never go to one alone) I almost always (4 outta 5 Big Grin ) ended up with someone

I don't really like going outside.
It's too damn "peopley" out there....
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