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11-09-2015, 11:50 AM
RE: Pick up lines - ooooohhh yeh
(11-09-2015 11:48 AM)itsnotmeitsyou Wrote:  
(10-09-2015 06:00 PM)Can_of_Beans Wrote:  And just in case any of these lines actually work, make sure you bring your lawyer! Smile




I remember when this came out, it was laughable to think anyone would actually think this is a good idea. Now.. well Consent gear.

I suppose with this, the pickup line would be.

"Hey baby, wanna go back to my place and sign a contract. If you get what I mean." Wink

Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up.

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11-09-2015, 01:29 PM
RE: Pick up lines - ooooohhh yeh
(11-09-2015 11:43 AM)The Germans are coming Wrote:  
(08-06-2015 04:28 AM)Nurse Wrote:  Alright, lovelies - your turn! Give me your best, your worst, cheesiest, or dirtiest pick up lines.




Which part of this is the pick up line? Taking the phrases such as "hardness in my hands" and "the shaft...levered firmly" out of context? Consider

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11-09-2015, 01:43 PM
RE: Pick up lines - ooooohhh yeh
(11-09-2015 01:29 PM)Nurse Wrote:  
(11-09-2015 11:43 AM)The Germans are coming Wrote:  


Which part of this is the pick up line? Taking the phrases such as "hardness in my hands" and "the shaft...levered firmly" out of context? Consider

I actualy got laid with this.

Went to a bar with friends,
met an Irish student on a trip through Europe,
everyone started hiting on her,
I was the only one sober,
she asked what was the most Irish thing we knew,
everyone made a fool of themselves,
I recited that poem from memory,
I got the Irish maiden.

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11-09-2015, 01:46 PM
RE: Pick up lines - ooooohhh yeh
(11-09-2015 01:43 PM)The Germans are coming Wrote:  
(11-09-2015 01:29 PM)Nurse Wrote:  Which part of this is the pick up line? Taking the phrases such as "hardness in my hands" and "the shaft...levered firmly" out of context? Consider

I actualy got laid with this.

Went to a bar with friends,
met an Irish student on a trip through Europe,
everyone started hiting on her,
I was the only one sober,
she asked what was the most Irish thing we knew,
everyone made a fool of themselves,
I recited that poem from memory,
I got the Irish maiden.

Well done. Who knew potato blight could be so sexy? Tongue

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11-09-2015, 01:49 PM
RE: Pick up lines - ooooohhh yeh
(11-09-2015 01:29 PM)Nurse Wrote:  
(11-09-2015 11:43 AM)The Germans are coming Wrote:  


Which part of this is the pick up line? Taking the phrases such as "hardness in my hands" and "the shaft...levered firmly" out of context? Consider

Maybe he means that quoting prose that is loaded (whether actually intended by the author or not) with metaphor insinuating that father-son incestuous relationships may have been as much a part of the family history as digging potatoes is hot. That's just my half-baked interpretation.

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11-09-2015, 03:28 PM
RE: Pick up lines - ooooohhh yeh
Massages.... I am really good at those. Never had any job as that or education, I just seem to have a talent for it. And those definatly got me where I wanted to get on several occasions. I think it`s how I got together with my last ex.

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11-09-2015, 05:36 PM
RE: Pick up lines - ooooohhh yeh
Hey babe, I have fibrodysplasia ossificans progressiva, I bet with a bit of work you can at least one part of me soft again.

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11-09-2015, 05:49 PM
RE: Pick up lines - ooooohhh yeh
(11-09-2015 05:36 PM)Free Thought Wrote:  Hey babe, I have fibrodysplasia ossificans progressiva, I bet with a bit of work you can at least one part of me soft again.

I bet TGAC could help you out with that Laugh out load

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11-09-2015, 07:31 PM
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"Damn girl, if you were a fruit, you'd be a FINEapple!" Wink

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11-09-2015, 08:25 PM
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Is my vagina crying or are you just sexy? Laugh out load
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