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12-09-2015, 04:34 AM
RE: Pick up lines - ooooohhh yeh
Did you read Dr. Seuss as a kid? Because green eggs and...damn!

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12-09-2015, 04:37 AM
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Are you Jewish? Because you Isreali hot!

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12-09-2015, 04:50 AM
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Are you Osama Bin Laden? because you're drop dead gorgeous.

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12-09-2015, 05:08 AM
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Nice kid you got there.

Wanna go halves on another?

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20-11-2015, 04:50 AM
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Somebody used this line on me and my friend once: "You girls are so selfish! You´re going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night!" Laugh out load

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20-11-2015, 07:24 AM
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(20-11-2015 04:50 AM)izel Wrote:  Somebody used this line on me and my friend once: "You girls are so selfish! You´re going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night!" Laugh out load

Did it work?

It was just a fucking apple man, we're sorry okay? Please stop the madness Laugh out load
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20-11-2015, 07:45 AM
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(20-11-2015 07:24 AM)Erxomai Wrote:  
(20-11-2015 04:50 AM)izel Wrote:  Somebody used this line on me and my friend once: "You girls are so selfish! You´re going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night!" Laugh out load

Did it work?

Pick up lines never works. Don't ever use it Laugh out load

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20-11-2015, 07:52 AM
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(20-11-2015 07:45 AM)izel Wrote:  
(20-11-2015 07:24 AM)Erxomai Wrote:  Did it work?

Pick up lines never works. Don't ever use it Laugh out load

So I guess if I said, "You have a beautiful body", you would hold it against me?

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20-11-2015, 07:59 AM
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(20-11-2015 07:45 AM)izel Wrote:  
(20-11-2015 07:24 AM)Erxomai Wrote:  Did it work?

Pick up lines never works. Don't ever use it Laugh out load

Are you from Turkey? Cuz I wanna gobble you all night long...... Evil_monster

Only works though if a foreigner says it.

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20-11-2015, 08:02 AM
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(20-11-2015 07:59 AM)The Organic Chemist Wrote:  
(20-11-2015 07:45 AM)izel Wrote:  Pick up lines never works. Don't ever use it Laugh out load

Are you from Turkey? Cuz I wanna gobble you all night long...... Evil_monster

Only works though if a foreigner says it.

Oh man! You just opened the flood gates!

Are you from Turkey? Cuz I wanna stuff you all night long......

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