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20-11-2015, 08:03 AM
RE: Pick up lines - ooooohhh yeh
Facepalm both of you -1 cheap shit Laugh out load

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20-11-2015, 08:03 AM
RE: Pick up lines - ooooohhh yeh
(20-11-2015 07:59 AM)The Organic Chemist Wrote:  
(20-11-2015 07:45 AM)izel Wrote:  Pick up lines never works. Don't ever use it Laugh out load

Only works though if a foreigner says it.

Like "You must be from Czech because I'm Czeching you out."

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20-11-2015, 08:07 AM
RE: Pick up lines - ooooohhh yeh
(20-11-2015 08:03 AM)JDog554 Wrote:  
(20-11-2015 07:59 AM)The Organic Chemist Wrote:  Only works though if a foreigner says it.

Like "You must be from Czech because I'm Czeching you out."

Why yes, I happen to be part Czech (really, I am). Do you mind if I make a deposit in the bank?

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20-11-2015, 08:08 AM
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(20-11-2015 08:03 AM)izel Wrote:  Facepalm both of you -1 cheap shit Laugh out load

Hey, it also works the other way.

I am from Turkey and I'd love to gobble you. (female to male)

Although, as a chick, the only pickup line you need for a guy is "hello, I am (your name)" and you can get him in the sack.

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20-11-2015, 08:09 AM
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Not my sexual orientation, but if it was:

"Are you Russian? Because you came really fast last night."

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20-11-2015, 08:10 AM
RE: Pick up lines - ooooohhh yeh
(20-11-2015 08:08 AM)The Organic Chemist Wrote:  
(20-11-2015 08:03 AM)izel Wrote:  Facepalm both of you -1 cheap shit Laugh out load

Hey, it also works the other way.

I am from Turkey and I'd love to gobble you. (female to male)

Although, as a chick, the only pickup line you need for a guy is "hello, I am (your name)" and you can get him in the sack.

You had me at "Hello".

Well. You didn't. It's just a saying.

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20-11-2015, 08:11 AM
RE: Pick up lines - ooooohhh yeh
(20-11-2015 08:07 AM)The Organic Chemist Wrote:  
(20-11-2015 08:03 AM)JDog554 Wrote:  Like "You must be from Czech because I'm Czeching you out."

Why yes, I happen to be part Czech (really, I am). Do you mind if I make a deposit in the bank?

I have to Czech with my supervisor.

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20-11-2015, 08:16 AM
RE: Pick up lines - ooooohhh yeh
(20-11-2015 08:09 AM)Erxomai Wrote:  Not my sexual orientation, but if it was:

"Are you Russian? Because you came really fast last night."

Meh, this works for either sex. The difference is that if the woman was the Russian, the guy would sound triumphant. If the guy was the Ruskie, then she would likely sound more pissed.

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20-11-2015, 08:21 AM
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Are you Chinese? because I keep China hit that.

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20-11-2015, 08:23 AM
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Are you Persian? Because I'd like to make you purr all night.

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