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20-11-2015, 08:49 AM
RE: Pick up lines - ooooohhh yeh
Hey! Tell your nipples to stop staring at my eyes.

I just wanted to let you know that I love you even though you aren't naked right now. Heart
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20-11-2015, 08:54 AM
RE: Pick up lines - ooooohhh yeh
Yoga Pick Up Lines. Hobo

Ommmm... let's meet up in our spirit form.

Once you finish deep breathing, do you want to start panting?

When you're in the lotus position, I just want to pollinate you.

Your sun salutation would get me to rise every morning.

"Let the waters settle and you will see the moon and stars mirrored in your own being." -Rumi
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20-11-2015, 08:59 AM
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I'd like to Get into jbee's yoga pants.





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I mean, they would get terribly stretched out, but I bet it would be a funny sight to see!

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20-11-2015, 09:04 AM
RE: Pick up lines - ooooohhh yeh
I don't need to flirt. I'll seduce you with my awkwardness.

I just wanted to let you know that I love you even though you aren't naked right now. Heart
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20-11-2015, 09:10 AM
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Can I be your calculus homework? Because I'm really hard and you can do me on your desk.

I just wanted to let you know that I love you even though you aren't naked right now. Heart
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20-11-2015, 09:14 AM
RE: Pick up lines - ooooohhh yeh
(20-11-2015 08:54 AM)jennybee Wrote:  Yoga Pick Up Lines. Hobo

Ommmm... let's meet up in our spirit form.

Once you finish deep breathing, do you want to start panting?

When you're in the lotus position, I just want to pollinate you.

Your sun salutation would get me to rise every morning.

You like Yoga? Then Yoganna love me!

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-Rowan Atkinson
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20-11-2015, 10:38 AM
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Your so hot. I bet when you eat bread you poop out toast.

As long as I have a face. You'll always have a place to sit.

You have something on your butt ... My eyes.

Kiss me if I'm wrong. But Dinosaurs still exist; right?

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20-11-2015, 11:12 AM
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If I asked you to have sex with me, would the answer to that question be the same as the answer to this question?

"I feel as though the camera is almost a kind of voyeur in Mr. Beans life, and you just watch this bizarre man going about his life in the way that he wants to."

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20-11-2015, 11:27 AM
RE: Pick up lines - ooooohhh yeh
(20-11-2015 08:42 AM)jennybee Wrote:  
(20-11-2015 08:33 AM)The Organic Chemist Wrote:  Hi, I'm Brad Pitt.

No, you're Chris Pine Wink

Well played my dear. Big Grin

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20-11-2015, 12:29 PM
RE: Pick up lines - ooooohhh yeh
The only one I've heard is:

Get away from me creep.
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